Get Timers Now!
X
 
Sep 22 - 07:58:50
-1
Page:  1 
Political Joke Started by: Dante_Drug_Lord on Mar 14, '09 23:13
Q and A form jokes only people any1 interested just post them and please be civil with them.

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?

A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.


Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?

A. He thought Barry sounded too American.


Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.


Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?

A: Barack Obama.


Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?

A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.


Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?

A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.


Q. Why wouldn't Barack salute the American flag?

A. It was ours.


Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?

A. Because Carter doesn't want to be the worst President in history.


Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?

A. If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.
Report Post Tip
Obama is the man.. just wanted to add that...
Report Post Tip
Awesome
Report Post Tip
Never heard of the guy.
Report Post Tip
I love Obama All haters fall back :) its time for a change!
Report Post Tip
Thanks to Barack Obama's "recovery" plan, Americans workers have been sleeping like babies. They wake up every couple of hours and cry.
Report Post Tip
so you dont like Barack?
Report Post Tip
If that is happening, I'm pretty sure it was due to the economic policies that drove us INTO a recession, not a recovery plan that is only a couple weeks old and will take plenty of time to stimulate the economy.


More people should be students of history. It amazes me how often, throughout several intervals in history, that supply-side economics get sold to the public as a plan with widespread benefits. The entire theory fails to take into account human shortcomings. The idea that increasing the wealth of those who are already wealthy, which will supposedly lead to expansion in employment and production, has been proven false every time it has been applied. Of course, personal greed is not factored in, and rather than using the additional financial assets to create economic growth, the extra income is put into family trusts or spent on luxuries.


The economy is stimulated through spending. If the middle and lower classes have no disposable income, then 95% of the population is not spending. The inevitable result is a stagnated economy. This is the result of conservative supply-side economics - a middle class with no disposable income. Without exception, it has always led to recession.
Report Post Tip
Nice Ox you really know what your talking about. i dont see how people are already doubting Obama it well take time to get things settled.
Report Post Tip

This Forum Is For Topics Other Than The Game (AKA Outside)
Replying to: Political Joke
Compose Body:

@Mention Notifications: On More info
How much do you want to tip for this post?

Minimum $20,000

(NaN)
G2
G1
L
H
D
C
Private Conversations
0 PLAYERS IN CHANNEL