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| Erotic Massage Parlor - Now Open | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Mar 16, '09 11:56 |
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Rourkey was very excited today. He had finally closed on the purchase of the street-front building he had been eying for months now. In order to maximize revenue and potential customers, Rourkey decided that he would place his business right on Main Street for all of the world to see. Rourkey placed some advertisements in several newspapers, magazines, and BrianRourke's favourite smut mag, Lumberjacks Weekly. He wanted everyone to come to the finest erotic massage parlor in town. The ad read as follows: Come one, come all to RourkeyRourke's famous Erotic Massage Parlor! Please see services below. Chair massage: Chair massage is administered while the client is clothed and seated in a specially designed chair. These chairs most often slope forward allowing access to the large muscles of the back. Chair massage usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes and is intended to relax and improve circulation. 5 min session..........................$8 10min session.........................$15 15min session.........................$20 20min session.........................$25 30min session.........................$35 Facial treatment: Express facial: includes cleansing, steam exfoliation and moisturization for your skin type, but no extractions. It leaves you feeling refreshed and renewed. 30min session ------------------------- $40 Miracle wave facial: It is a non-surgical, non-abrasive, non-intrusive, low micro electric, current system to promote the revitalization of skin, cells and facilitate bloodcirculation. look 5-10 years younger instantly. one miracle wave facial = ten regular facial. 40min session ------------------------- $100 RourkeyRourke facial: Rourkey will give you a personal facial in a back room. He will coat your entire face. 1min session ------------------------ $1,000,000 Herb foot bath & reflexology An ancient Oriental healing technique, involving a scientific massage of the feet. It is based on the principal that feet are minimaps of the body. Please note each individual foot bath uses a brand new plastic bag with foot tub, cleansing & relaxation period. 30min session ------------------------------------- $45 60min session ------------------------------------- $80 90min session ------------------------------------- $125 The BrianRourke Special BrianRourke will personally give you a tongue bath. 50min session ------------------------------------- $100,000,000 Please stop by RourkeyRourke's new Erotic Massage Parlor for all of your massage needs! Happy endings may be negotiated on a case by case basis! |
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Opens the doot to the massage parlor. a small bell going off as I entered the establishment Hello sir, I was looking at your menu and noticed something I might want to purchase for my friend Cav for his birthday next week.. Would you reccomend RourkeFacial for him, its a bit pricey but I think he might appriciate it more than a simple Herb foot bath or some product.. What do you think sir, I could use some of your genuine expertise in the subject. |
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| Reply by: StripheVenzetti at Mar 16, '09 14:30 | |
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| What would you recommend? | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 16, '09 14:34 | |
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I would definitely recommend a RourkeyRourke Facial for Cav. He seems like the type of gentleman that could use an intense coating or a blast to the face. For you, Hickey, I think the BrianRourke Special might be right up your alley. I know you are interested in getting to know him a little more intimately and this might be the right avenue for you to do so. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Mar 16, '09 14:38 | |
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| I'll pass.lol But thanks anyway.lol | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 16, '09 14:40 | |
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I'd be happy to give you a thirty minute facial for the low low sum listed of $40. As listed: "It is a non-surgical, non-abrasive, non-intrusive, low micro electric, current system to promote the revitalization of skin, cells and facilitate blood circulation." |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Mar 16, '09 14:45 | |
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| I'll take it. | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 16, '09 14:47 | |
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Rourkey quickly placed a call to his accountant. You get the cash? Make sure the bank sends me my usual receipt. Rourkey checked his bank statement.
Excellent. Hickey, just stay there for a while so I can work up enough lather for your facial. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Mar 16, '09 14:49 | |
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enters skipping across the room... You guys are mean. And Im telling on you both. skips out through the door... |
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| Reply by: Cav at Mar 16, '09 15:23 | |
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| I'll take the Herb Foot Bath & Flexology, but only if Marietta will do it!! | |
| Reply by: Giovanni_Castellano at Mar 16, '09 15:41 | |
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| What about the Luciano Special? | |
| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Mar 16, '09 15:48 | |
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| walks in and asks for a 30 minute chair massage....have to work out those shoulders and back after a long day of throwing people around | |
| Reply by: ViolentKilla at Mar 16, '09 15:56 | |
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