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| Hustle's Help Line | Started by: Hustle on Mar 18, '09 12:36 |
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You are walking around the streets of the city taking in the environment when you spot a leaflet on a street lamp. Have you got a problem that you need to get off your chest but you have NO friends? Well, i am here help you poor sods. If you have any problem no matter what it is i will try my best to solve it to the best of my ability and it will be completely confidential. 0800 027 674 2887 All calls are completely free for the first three seconds, any calls exceeding this time will be charged a minor fee of $100 per minute. |
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| ((This is a role playing thread and so no in game questions please and try to make it funny.)) | |
| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 18, '09 12:37 | |
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Rourkey dials the number and hears a voice at the other end. Rourkey poses his question to the man. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Mar 18, '09 12:38 | |
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Hustle squints and thinks to himself that is a stupid question then he suddenly realised what he was talking about. "Do you mean the tobacco sir?" |
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| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 18, '09 12:40 | |
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*reads the leaflet in confusion.. Hmm..0800..it's an English phone number, yet it's charged with U.S dollars.. *uses his mobile to phone the number "Hmm..Hello?" "I have a problem.." "Your leaflet is crazy!" *quickly hangs up to save money |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Mar 18, '09 12:41 | |
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Raptor dials the number and hears the someone answering. I have tried for many years to beat my shadow in drawing the gun as fast as possible from the holster, but I can't beat it! LuckyLuke can, why can't I? |
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| Reply by: Raptor at Mar 18, '09 12:42 | |
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Dialing Out Hello is your Computer running? Well you better go catch it :) |
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| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Mar 18, '09 12:42 | |
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Hustles picks up the phone and listens to the man and is surprised when the man hangs up on him. He then phones him back. "Hello? Yes sir the leaflet is quite mad as there is truely no minimum call length and you will be billed for $100" Hustle smugly drop the phone onto the hanger waiting for his next caller. |
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| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 18, '09 12:44 | |
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| Hello Raptor, you do know that it is impossible for any part of the human body to travel at the speed of light? If so then that is why you cannot beat your shadow and as for this LuckyLuciano i think you may find he is anything but human. | |
| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 18, '09 12:47 | |
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Hustle picks up the phone and can hear a robotic voice which he finds incredibly weird. "Hello Lucky Luciano, what is this think you call a Compuker" Confused he confirms the idea that the man is insane. |
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| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 18, '09 12:50 | |
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| Omg he's right! im from waynes worlds :) | |
| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Mar 18, '09 12:50 | |
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After some extended reserch Hustle found a picture of LuckyLuciano and found he was actually not human. http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/16921984Army.jpg |
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| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 18, '09 13:14 | |
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| Its All true :) | |
| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Mar 18, '09 13:24 | |
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Tinchy Dails the number, lets it ring. "Hello am losing my hair, I dont wanna go bald how can I stop it happening?" |
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| Reply by: TinchyStryder at Mar 18, '09 17:39 | |
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Hello My name is shagtastic. My problem is that i am in love. Said object of my affection is my subordinate, but scares the shit out of me. What should Ido |
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| Reply by: Shagtastic at Mar 18, '09 18:00 | |
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| Tinchy, i know a great Tupi shop down in New Orleans, you should try it out | |
| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 19, '09 13:10 | |
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Hustle pick up the the phone and asks for the mans name. squinting he realises it is probably a nickname and continues. "Shagtastic, i am unsure of what you want me to do but all i can say is : if this object is causing you trouble the remove it from the picture and all will be jolly." |
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| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 19, '09 13:14 | |
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Hustle I want you to Fix it god damnit... Goes on a tirade throwing muffins and other breakfast pastries |
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| Reply by: Shagtastic at Mar 19, '09 13:46 | |
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| Go hire someone then sir. or care to it yourself | |
| Reply by: Hustle at Mar 19, '09 16:57 | |
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| I have a problem with roulette..I will pay somebody to rig the table for me... | |
| Reply by: Cav at Mar 19, '09 21:25 | |
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