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Babies	Started by: Marietta on Mar 21, '09 00:12

Marietta stumbles onto the street, dragging a whipping boy with her. She tosses him to the sidewalk and shakes her fist at the sky. "DAMN YOU LIONHEART!" she shrieks like a harpy before turning to the boy on the ground before her. "Kid, look, I am not having any babies. I'm not pregnant. And when I get my hands on that Lionheart fellow... oh, believe you me..." The Godfather growls, stalking the streets of Philadelphia. Jimmy's days were numbered.

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Meanwhile back in high school Jimmy was getting his diploma.
Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Mar 21, '09 00:13
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Congratulations to the both of you. I remember when Marietta was told she could never have babies. We tried and tried and proved that miracles really can happen. Jimmy, I know it was a tough feat, but you did it. You really did it. I'm so proud of you.
Reply by: Aurora at Mar 21, '09 00:15
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Most sincere congratulations!!
Reply by: Adrian at Mar 21, '09 00:20
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Marietta, if you do end up being pregnant and want that baby gone, please call my hot line number. You can reach me at 1800-urbabygotpwnd. or you can reach me at my website of omgzipunchdurbaby.net
Reply by: Dah_Kurlzz at Mar 21, '09 00:30
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It's true, Marietta. I used Dah_Kurlzz's service when AngelaBaker popped out an unexpected one, and its almost like it never happened!
Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Mar 21, '09 00:36
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And for you Godmother, i will do it free of charge.
Reply by: Dah_Kurlzz at Mar 21, '09 00:37
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What is a "website"? You're going to kill the baby with spiders?
Reply by: Ares at Mar 21, '09 00:42
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Yes. That's what I went to. A big web of spiders.
Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Mar 21, '09 00:51
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yes, thats exactly what i plan on doing.
Reply by: Dah_Kurlzz at Mar 21, '09 00:52
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Sure, let the spiders get all the good meat, while I sit over here starving.
Reply by: Theguy_u_wish_u_were at Mar 21, '09 00:56
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Go Jimmy get that diploma
Reply by: Everclear at Mar 21, '09 01:10
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Jimmy, are you getting your PhD in Rourkeology?
Reply by: Dah_Kurlzz at Mar 21, '09 02:36
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Congrats Jimmy! I tip my hat to you.
Reply by: tuffguy at Mar 21, '09 11:28
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Congrats Jimmy
Reply by: Knight_n_Gale at Mar 23, '09 15:39
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congrats man thats great! :D
Reply by: BD184 at Mar 23, '09 15:44
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Congratulations Jimmeh!
Reply by: Paradox at Mar 23, '09 16:00
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This is completely shocking but congrats
Reply by: Everclear at Mar 23, '09 18:13
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I heard she had twin rourkey's!
Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Mar 23, '09 19:33
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Rourkey arrives on the scene twirling his mustache ominously The world can never have enough Rourkeys......
Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Mar 23, '09 19:46
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