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| I suicide now too | Started by: Revski on Mar 21, '09 04:22 |
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Walks to the middle of the market and pulls out a gun. "I am going to pull the trigger. I love you all... you've all been so great to me." Wipes a single tear from his eye and then proceeds to pull the trigger. "Hmm... am I dead?" Looks around to see everyone staring. "Oh my, this is so embarrassing. Forgot I didn't have a gun." |
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Waylander offeres his gun to use insted "You get brain matter on that and i will NOT be happy." |
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| Reply by: waylander at Mar 21, '09 04:23 | |
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Offers waylander some polish and a shammy cloth That ought to cover it. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Wild at Mar 21, '09 04:25 | |
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Waylander accepts the polish and cloth "Thankyou most generious. Now where were we? Waylander stares at Revski |
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| Reply by: waylander at Mar 21, '09 04:29 | |
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No. What you need is my new invention, It is gonna swiffer the nation. Its called a Sham WOW. Super Absorbent! Easy To Use! And if you order with in the next 20 minutes I will even throw in a SECOND set of Sham WOWs. Remember Sham WOW, you'll be saying WOW every time. |
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| Reply by: Swamp_Thing at Mar 21, '09 04:30 | |
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| dont forget bullets. you might want those, those come in handy when you want to shoot things. | |
| Reply by: Dah_Kurlzz at Mar 21, '09 04:37 | |
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Shakes his head at Swamp_Thing You forgot to mention beware of imitators. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Wild at Mar 21, '09 04:51 | |
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Uhm, Revski, people are waiting. They expect something of you and its best not to dissapoint them. Veil marks Revski's head with a red crayon .. I hope you're not color blind |
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| Reply by: Veil_Underdog at Mar 21, '09 10:43 | |
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Runs at Revski like a crazied man. Stops and jabs him in the stomach with a finger. Beep! Runs away |
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| Reply by: Inferno-Conjurer at Mar 21, '09 11:18 | |
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| Facepalms himself and shakes his head at Revski's forgetfulness | |
| Reply by: Apollo at Mar 21, '09 20:30 | |
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| I dont get it, is this kid gunna pop himself or what? | |
| Reply by: Roni_Size at Mar 21, '09 20:41 | |
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| before he kills himself he should try my new invention bullet dicks they are bullets for women and homos they are in the shape of a dick i dont use them though but he should try them if you try within the next 20 minutes i'll throw in a chopper it chops anything even your face | |
| Reply by: toni_leoni at Mar 22, '09 16:52 | |
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| beware of imataors | |
| Reply by: toni_leoni at Mar 22, '09 17:17 | |
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Looks down at the ground and then back up at the many spectators that surround him; staring at each and every one of them, one by one they look away as the stare-fest comes to an end. After amusing himself he begins to speak. "Sorry for any and all confusions. Due to my lack of gun, I will probably not be dead for a few more days. For anyone that is upset by this, you may consult my complaint department. That is... if I had a complaint department. So, in order to make it up to you all, I am not handing out dirty movies. Do not ask where I got them from, as you will not reach a straight answer." Pulls out a bin from his spaceship and wheels it over to all of the people. "Get at it." |
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| Reply by: Revski at Mar 22, '09 17:18 | |
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| well now wasn't that something. | |
| Reply by: Knight_n_Gale at Mar 23, '09 15:36 | |
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Looks over at Knight_n_Gale and takes out a long sigh as he grabs a dirty movie and throws it her way. "Does this not suffice to your desires? Do you want something more? Well too fucking bad. You're lucky I have no weapon, or I'd shoot you first." Fiddles around with one of the dirty movies and hatches a plan. Walking up to the edge of a very large building, he then looks down the very tall slope and begins to feel fairly queasy. As he edges even closer to the rear he then bends down and uses a long pole protruding from the building and begins to carve "Revski is the greatest" to the side of it. "Hmm." Walks back down the steps and goes back to his Spaceship and awaits for his gun to arrive in the mail. |
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| Reply by: Revski at Mar 23, '09 19:27 | |
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| looks like he finally got his gun. | |
| Reply by: Mr_Wild at Mar 24, '09 04:21 | |
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| Oh noes! Not again Revvie! | |
| Reply by: Paradox at Mar 24, '09 08:09 | |
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| you're revan. it doesn't count | |
| Reply by: SeanConnery at Mar 25, '09 08:23 | |
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