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| Happy God-<strong>MOTHERS DAY<strong> | Started by: Alfredo-the-Mouth on Mar 21, '09 20:23 |
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Alfreddo walks down the streets,he can see the bold, wide eyes of all the other mafiosos grow wider,they all waited with baited breath as to what the hell this announcment can be?! Alf sets up his big,bold,RED soap box(obviously in tribute to the mighty liverpool football club). In hand is a RED megaphone " ok stop with the red euphemisms" a shout comes from the ever growing crowd.Alf raises his big bushy eyebrows,but carries on regardless. With his mouth to his megaphone " listen up,listen up i come before you all today in celebration of MOTHERSDAY" For all you that are not from the uk,due to my ignorance and my bushy eyebrows,im not sure if it is an event that is celeberated outside of the uk? Anyway basically this is were we as children send tributes,cards,presents and even sometimes in my case bits of excess hair from these damn eyebrows,to the greatest mothers in the land. "Shit man them damn eyebrows are bushy" a shout comes from the crowd, with one push up from the brow this lonley thug is removed from the crowd. So let me be the first to wish the greatest mother in the world- Marietta, a happy mothers day.......there is some eyebrow hair and your card is in the post. "you ass sucker" is a shout from one of the crowd members.Once again with a raise of the extra thick eyebrows this civillian is removed!! SO for all you other "ass suckers", not my words! if you would like to send your mothers day tributes then step on my RED soap box and have your say! p.s. happy mothers day to my birth parent, she is travelling at the moment with the moscow state circus as the bearded lady. Who,s up next? |
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| Your bushy eyebrows HAVE deceived you!!! We have Mothers Day in the U.S., but it wasn't today!!! DAMN YOU EYEBROWS!!!!! | |
| Reply by: ALEXRAAAAAAAAR at Mar 21, '09 20:54 | |
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| Marietta had a baby. Everyone Congratulate her. | |
| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Mar 22, '09 19:35 | |
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| I will stab you, LionHeart. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Mar 22, '09 21:16 | |
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| lol... oh my, "lol" is all I have to say about that... | |
| Reply by: A-Mac at Mar 22, '09 22:58 | |
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| lmao. | |
| Reply by: RedistheColor at Mar 22, '09 23:33 | |
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| So very violent Marietta. | |
| Reply by: Higgs_Boson at Mar 23, '09 00:06 | |
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