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| Being A Don Ain't Easy. | Started by: Pepper on Mar 27, '09 14:48 |
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Pepper dons her tophat, twists her press on moustache and stands in front of the huge carnivalesque banners behind her as she steps up on the elephant's trunk to make her announcment. Yes. An elephant. On a fucking street corner. If that doesn't get your attention what will? Come one come all and step right up to Pepper's House of Wonderment, now fully clothed and legal on the eastern seaboard. Being a Don Ain't Easy... Unless you're in The Big Easy... That's right, New Orleans now has TWO Dons to boast about with bayou banter. The new Don, you ask? Well, you know him for his co role as a former member of the Peanut Gallery. You know him for his overly verbose introductory speech, and you know him for always being better on top! Ladies and Gentleman, Pepper's House of Wonderment is proud to present New Orleans newest Don and bearded man-lady, BRICK_POLLITT! She signals for the banner to be dropped, and it does, revealing a very scantily clad Brick_Pollitt holding a mirror and his face covered in shaving cream. "Jesus, Pepper!" he screams, using the banner to cover himself as the crowd gawks. "I'm not ready yet!" Pepper merely wiggles her eyebrows and twists her moustache. Come one come all and congratulate Brick_Pollitt in all of his Prima DONnish glory! |
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Adrian chuckles at Brick's attempt to cover himself and starts clapping, not even sure himself why... Congratulations, Don Brick_Pollitt. Even not working close to you, I've seen how hard you work and it is clear that the promotion is well deserved. Enhorabuena! |
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| Reply by: Adrian at Mar 27, '09 14:54 | |
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| CONGRATZ ON YOUR PROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Reply by: BlackHand at Mar 27, '09 15:03 | |
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| Congratulations Don Pollitt on this great and well deserved promotion, and may all of your endeavors continue to be successful! | |
| Reply by: Dah_Kurlzz at Mar 27, '09 15:04 | |
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Brick drops the banner and stands above the crowd in all his glory, and wipes the reamining shaving cream from his face. Oh well. After all that freakin' hard work to get to this point, I think my body looks pretty good. Look at those abs! flexes his stomach, then does a quick turn around before facing the crowd. That's right. I'm the naked Don. We here in New Orleans have a new tradition. All Dons are required to prance around naked. Waits for Munchkin and Sayyid to strut their stuff And once again, I thank you Pepper for your "kind" remarks. Pulls Pepper off the elephant and onto the stage. Ladies and Gentlemen...my Right Hand Pepper. Not just caramel flavored liquid goodness anymore. Though she is that too. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Mar 27, '09 15:13 | |
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Kittie shades her eyes with a monkey hat and hands Brick a spiffy robe that looks like a tux. Cover your shame sir, it's still Lent you know... But anyhow, Congrats! Opens a bottles of 12 year old Scotch and a few hundred bottles of ice cold Dr. Pepper |
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| Reply by: KittieCapone at Mar 27, '09 15:28 | |
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| Congratulations boss, well deserved. | |
| Reply by: Identity at Mar 27, '09 15:44 | |
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Mikey overhears the great news. Congrats Don Brick. I'm so happy for you, words can't express my feelings right now. Truly happy on this. Congrats again! Lights up a Monte Cristo in joy. |
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| Reply by: Mikey_Palmero at Mar 27, '09 16:06 | |
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Congrats Boss Seeing his base in all his glory now knows why he IS the Don ;) |
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| Reply by: duke5078 at Mar 27, '09 16:40 | |
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Congrats Brick That is an excellent achievement I am so happy for you you totally deserve this :D |
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| Reply by: Alphonse at Mar 27, '09 18:46 | |
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Candy, entranced by the elephant, hears the end of Pepper's speech. Looking up, she starts to clap. Well done, Brick_Pollitt! You truly deserve this. |
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| Reply by: Candy at Mar 27, '09 19:39 | |
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| Suddenly There is a Loud noise of Helicopter propellers. A few minutes later The Commander Walks in Accompanied by 6 soldiers. HE walks up to Brick And kneels Down Congratulations on your Promotion boss. | |
| Reply by: Commander at Mar 27, '09 20:13 | |
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| I cannot help but echo Pepper's sentiments. Don is not an easy achievement, despite what many voices of dissent have claimed lately. For attaining that rank and for much more you should be celebrated, Mister Pollitt. If I had a glass of wine I would raise it to you in toast. Congratulations, sir, on this fine accomplishment. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Mar 28, '09 06:54 | |
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