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FYI Guys - Brick_Pollitt = Don Started by: RourkeyRourke on Mar 27, '09 14:52
RourkeyRourke awakes from his usual morning slumber and ambles to the streets. He beings speaking to himself.


Self, I didn't know Brick_Pollitt made Don!

Yeah Self, me neither.


What an excellent accomplishment!

It's a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.


How do you like this beard of bees?

It's fairly itchy, but cool at the same time.


Let's make an announcement about Brick, shall we?

You do it, I'm going to go find some poon-tang.


Alright!

Rourkey grabs a megaphone and begins an announcement


Brick_Pollitt made Don, you guys! Send him a congratulations courtesy of RourkeyRourke!
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Hehe funny! Your the coolest Rourkey
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Hey Self...there goes Rourkey talking to himself again.

Yeah, but you know he's talking about you, right?


No he's not. He's talking about you!

Sigh, I am you idiot!


What? You mean I talk to myself too?

Oh My God, and you made Don?


Wait, no I didn't. I thought you just said YOU hit Don.

Holy Cow! Somebody hand this guy a gun and tell him to shoot himself.


Ohhhh, wait. I am a Don. Now I get it. Ha! But seriously. Someobody should talk to that Rourkey about talking to himself. It isn't healthy.
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Riiiiiight...



And these people are the ones leading us? Something tells me we need to send this guys over to Shoreside Hills!


Congratulations Don Pollitt
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There goes Rourkey talking to himself again, and there goes Brick Pollitt being a DON. Congratulations for such an achievement Don Pollitt.
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Congratulations Don Pollitt.


Hey beard, don't you wish you were as cool as Rourkey's beard?

I do, but alas, it will never happen.
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he he
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Congrats Brick
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God damn I'm a sexy bitch. Thank God for department store mirrors.

Yeah, but if you haven't noticed your arms are getting flabby.


I didn't mention when your ass started getting droopy, self.

That's because I'm quicker to cut to the quick than you are.


Fair enough.

What's the latest gossip?


I heard that Brick Pollitt in New Orleans got Don.

Well that's interesting.


What do you mean by interesting?

Wasn't Brick that guy who ran the whore house in the French Quarter?


No, you're thinking of that crossed-eyed guy Barnaby.

Aaaahh! Right, right. Anyway, shall we congratulate the man?

I already did in another speech. But you go right ahead.

Alright! Congratulations Mister Brick, on Don!
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