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| business cards | Started by: TamaRourke on Apr 03, '09 04:25 |
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You see TamaRourke walkin around the cities handing out new business cards for the new loan shop in New York screming to the public "HELLO FINE PEOPLE OF THESE CITIES I AM HERE TO OFFER YOU LOANS WITH ONLY A 30% INTEREST RATE THINK OF ALL THE BODYGUARDS YOU COULD BUY OR SPEND IT AT THE CASINO MAYBE EVEN TRAIN YOUR GUN" he walks up to you hands you the business card and walks off into the dark alley you think to yourself is there anythin that i need do i need more money for my drug supply well if so i better catch the next flight to NY and check this loan shark out |
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An interesting business you have here, don't really get loan sharks anymore.. Whats the MAX you are prepared to loan out to one person? |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Apr 03, '09 08:37 | |
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| Sir, I am interested in a loan, will you discuss business with me? Your time will be greatly appreciated. | |
| Reply by: Mr_Leadbetter at Apr 03, '09 09:59 | |
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Mr.Leadbetter, as soon as you get back, please MM me so we can discuss a few things. Thank you. -Frankie- |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Castellano at Apr 03, '09 10:25 | |
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| Indeed, it has been awhile since we've had a loan business grace our fair streets. I cannot think of a better man to possibly do this, either. Tama, I have already had many successful and pleasant business transactions with you over crackdowns, and I must say many congrats on branching out into loans. May your business continue to flourish! | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Apr 03, '09 13:24 | |
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thank you very much Marietta i must say i always enjoy when you write somethin down about me it makes me smile |
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| Reply by: TamaRourke at Apr 04, '09 00:41 | |
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| I like this. Good luck on your venture sir. Perhaps I can call around for a chat one day. | |
| Reply by: Gigante at Apr 04, '09 01:06 | |
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just letting the people of these fine cities know that the loan industry is starting to pick up as you might see people have in their profiles that they have recieved loans from me with great interest rates..... i am proud to say that because of me people have gone from protected to very well protected or from rich to extremely rich so people please pay me a visit if you would too like to become one of these people |
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| Reply by: TamaRourke at Apr 20, '09 03:51 | |
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| *Frankie is a big fan of the Rourke Loan Sharks and will be a regular customer | |
| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Apr 20, '09 04:18 | |
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I use to have a loan service mainly to one friend. But then that friend robbed me. Now I am poor. I need a $20,000,000 loan please. Looks at the Casino's across the street grinning... yes yes TWENTY MILLIONS PLEASE!! MUAHAHAHA! |
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| Reply by: Cav at Apr 20, '09 17:28 | |
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