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| Special announcement: an Awesome tournament | Started by: Awesome on Apr 06, '09 20:08 |
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The day was special. Awesome had returned. All the mafia people were jubilant. Celebratory. They'd mourned his absence since its beginning, but no more! He had returned. And, oh, were they happy. Awesome had often been claimed, and not just by himself, to be the best thing since ever. Even sliced bread wasn't as great as Awesome. That's how awesome Awesome was. Everybody loved him. Everybody wanted him. Everybody wanted to be him. Everybody loved him so much that they wanted to both be him and have him at the same time. Idealized satisfied-narcissism. Not something that happens everyday, I'll have you know. He had decided that, due to the overwhelming and universal demand for his person, the lovey-dovey family community were in need of a recruitment fair. But with a twist. Each and every family must vie for his membership. They must apply to be his sponsor. They must persuade him to accept them over their competition. For the very simple reason that whichever family houses Awesome will win. Will triumph. Will establish an eternal empire of criminalizing. And it would be good. The scene was set. It was a large hall. City hall. The space was empty, aside from all the stuff in it. At the centre was a throne, and upon the throne sat Awesome. Wearing a cape. And a crown. And holding a sceptre. And a sword. Of diamond. Before him, and to his left, stood a boxing ring. Before him, and to his right, stood a swimming pool filled with jelly. Beside the boxing ring, and beside the swimming pool filled with jelly, sat two men. They wore black and white striped shirts. Because they were judges. Oh, this is starting to look fun! Awesome rose. And the hall went silent. He looked down and around. Around and down. And then back up. With a piercing gaze he pierced the souls of all those who attended, and spoke to their very core. "Ladies and gentlemen. I will keep this short and sweet. Each family will enter two competitors. One male, and one female. The men will compete in a boxing tournament. The women will compete in a swimming-pool-filled-with-jelly-wrestling tournament. The winner of each tournament will then have 1 hour to... please... me, and whomever I deem to have been the most... effective... shall be crowned Grand Champion. And as a reward, shall have me join their family." With another piercing glaze, a look down and around, around and down, and then back up, Awesome sat back upon his thrown. "Let the tournament begin!" |
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Frankie stepped into the City Hall in high spirits, not only was he ecstatic about the chance to get to fight, but he also had heard that there was to be women wrestling around in sticky, gooey jelly. YES!!! Frankie walked forward into the large hall and noticed at the far end a man in a pink and poka-dotted cape, and a crown that displayed a weird symbol on the front of it....wait, no way, was that Barney the purple dinosaur? To his left, Frankie noticed the ring that all shapes and sizes of men would gather to fight in this night. Frankie donned his jacket, revealing his toned chest and abs, and walked to the ring, he was ready....Now who would dare to fight him? |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Castellano at Apr 06, '09 20:31 | |
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Awesome paid note of the young man who had entered. He was young, and a man, and had just entered. The man promptly removed his jacket, revealing his toned chest and abs. 'Twas rather quite inspiring. And so Awesome was quite inspired. Hmmm, that is quite inspiring. Awesome thought to himself. He looks like he might do quite well. And I hope so. Awesome felt an itch on his head and so removed his crown. To allow him to scratch his head, see? He scratched and he scratched and in no time at all had he scratched the itch into oblivion. But! Horror of all horrors! His crown was stained! Oh my Awesome! Quick as a flash -- flashes being very quick and all -- Awesome rolled up a roll of his sleeve and wiped the stain from the front of his crown. Don't worry Barney, I'll have your purple coat spic-and-span in no time! And, indeed, in no time at all -- which in a world of temporal reality, is really very much an achievement -- Barney the dinosaur's purple coat was spic-and span. And Awesome was pleased. Awesome! |
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| Reply by: Awesome at Apr 07, '09 04:55 | |
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