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| Saving Babies. Yes. | Started by: JohnnyBambino on Apr 13, '09 10:47 |
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Hello friend! Would youy like to be a part of the generous few who has been a member of the "SAVE BABIES FROM ABORTION FUND"? It is a charitable fund that keeps us babies safe from death by any means. We achieve this by buying bodyguards and training our daddies' guns. A truly noble cause. And all you have to do is donate an amount of money to me, Johnny Bambino, and you will instantly be a member of the SBFA fund. With your membership, you could put a badge of membership on your profile, and have your name up on the wall of appreciation on my profile. ALL THIS FOR THE GENEROUS DEED YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO. thank you friend, for your patience and kindness. PS. Badges shall be put, right after my message confirming your membership. ;) |
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| .....Ill keep my money thanks.......... | |
| Reply by: Death-Knight at Apr 13, '09 10:48 | |
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How do we know that you will - infact - save the babies? Can we get some show or proof? Like.. mail us a foot or something for each baby we sponsor? |
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| Reply by: ForkRourke at Apr 13, '09 10:50 | |
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| Im all For it! | |
| Reply by: SuperChick at Apr 13, '09 10:54 | |
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| Just have Angela Baker sign the baby. | |
| Reply by: RichardRizzo at Apr 13, '09 11:02 | |
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I'll be living proof! Shoves his dad's gun into ForkRourke's face See. I've already trained enough to hold it right! Thanks to the current advocates of this fund! Pouts and grabs his bottle from his coat Isnt that proof enough? |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBambino at Apr 13, '09 11:06 | |
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| Now cmon fork hehe | |
| Reply by: SalvatoreLucania at Apr 13, '09 11:07 | |
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Lies! What a scam! You're no baby! Just like RourkeyRourke's fake beard! Then again, its a much better cause than the Revan Tax. Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to JohnnyBambino from your account. |
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| Reply by: Orpheus at Apr 13, '09 12:04 | |
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Hoagie reaches into the pocket on the inside of his coat and pulls out a wad of cash. HE starts to count the bills then pauses. Wait...SAVING babies? I thought you said SHAVING babies. THAT I would have been all for. But saving them? Hoagie returns the roll of bills to his coat and turns around and walks away. |
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| Reply by: Hoagie at Apr 13, '09 12:15 | |
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| Sorry I'm pro choice. Kill them, it's fine with me. Less people to share the voices in my head with. | |
| Reply by: Dementia at Apr 13, '09 16:23 | |
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__ babies barf. And smell. and scream. I am not going to pay into a fund to save smelly loud things. Which is why I do not support men's sports teams or Aeroplanes. |
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| Reply by: KittieCapone at Apr 13, '09 17:41 | |
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But But But. Babies grow up to be mafioso, just like you. How's that for a cause? |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBambino at Apr 13, '09 20:14 | |
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| And mafiosos infringe on turf, take business. Eventually maybe take potshots. So why would you want to help your potential killer exactly? | |
| Reply by: Los_Loco_Lobo at Apr 13, '09 23:27 | |
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Look buddy, once you get into SBFA, these people you are in with are your "second family". We'll protect you as well. Jeez. sucks on bottle once more, and then smokes a cigar |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBambino at Apr 14, '09 08:20 | |
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Watches the man shove a gun into ForkRourke's face and shakes her head. Ouch. RUP Bambino. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Apr 14, '09 11:50 | |
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Watches Marietta watch the man shove a gun into ForkRourke's face and shakes his head. Not really sure what Im doing here but Im enjoying it. |
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| Reply by: Dementia at Apr 14, '09 11:54 | |
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| im joining i just sent my last 5 dollors | |
| Reply by: De_Luxe at Apr 16, '09 03:06 | |
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