This is how much Tepid loves me:

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I took a different approach.

Mafia in a pear tree

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Merry Christmas!

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I was trying to make this mafia related but Kanye West kept interrupting. He swears he's going to let me finish. 

Every mafioso wants a brand new fedora for Christmas.

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I wish to lodge a formal complaint on this one.

*Takes a ledger from his pocket and starts reviewing the notes he had carefully taken*

On reviewing the rules of entry, something many of the entrants might want to do in future... ya numbties, I immediately set about finding a suitable pear tree. Not being a big fan of pears and with morty having relieved most of the trees in the area for his new business ventures, I was only able to find one suitable specimen. It was majestic. It was the king of all trees. It was the eight wonder of the world of trees, it was the Kim Kar-whatsits ass of trees, it was the... really nice pear tree of pear trees.

Knowing what needed to be done I set to work. That partridge was going to get what was coming to him. I'm normally a big fan of pheasants, with their graceful manner, but this guy had a cocky strut that only comes with having a Christmas song sung about you. I bet Rudolph has the same damn swagger. The gun was ready, the bullet was ready, the bird was completely unaware of what was about to happen and just then.... BOOM!

What happened? I hadn't taken the shot, I hadn't fired the gun, but the bird was dead lying on the ground and there was a pool of blood around the corner. In shock, I ran to investigate. Lying there, covered in blood... and stolen hubcaps... was Jono. He'd been trying to shoot one of that pesky Durden lot and had somehow managed to wackback both himself and the partridge. That kid always did have a way of finding novel ways to die. 

I couldn't waste time laughing or sending a picture of it to Twitter though, I had a mission to complete. I returned to the glorious pear tree, carrying a slight bro-ner for the tree at this stage if the truth was told it being so damn smexy and all, ready to adorn it with the greatest thing ever. The stupid partridge had had its turn and it was time for a new addition. As I reached out to place it on the tree....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don Creamcheese Stole My Pear Tree  

That damn Creamcheese fella had stolen the f'in tree. Typical. What has the world come to when you can't even trust the gangsters and thieves around here. So, instead of the greatest pear tree of all time, I'm left here to show you a Creamcheese Pear Tree. Please don't let the kids eat the fruit, we're not exactly sure what type of cross species DNA splicing is at work. 

Here's my entry:

A Pistol in a pear tree.

Walks over to a pear tree with a bird in it and throws it out of the tree. Then takes MafiaReturns mascot and put's in in same said tree.

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lol, didn't see anyone else do this so why not.

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Congratulations! :)