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| RourkeyRourke's School of Knowledge | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Apr 15, '09 16:37 |
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Rourkey builds a very nice school in the middle of the street. It is fancy. You look at it and say to yourself: "Damn, this ish be fancy up in this piece." You nod approvingly. The headmaster, RourkeyRourke walks up to you calmly and taps you on the shoulder. Please be seated. Are you here for the lesson today? You nod approvingly again. You enjoy nodding. It makes the blood rush to your head and makes you tingly. Rourkey continues: Today's first lesson? ABBREVIATIONS First Lesson: TBH Recently "tbh" has been used more frequently in the streets. I always assumed it meant "to be honest," but recently it has been revealed to me as "the butt hole." Please use this information carefully as you do not wish to upset the wrong people with your use of "tbh." Class dismissed......for now...... |
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| I think I love you. . . . | |
| Reply by: Rhuarc at Apr 15, '09 16:38 | |
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So what am I so afraid of? |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 15, '09 16:40 | |
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| Afraid I might get you in tbh! | |
| Reply by: Rhuarc at Apr 15, '09 16:41 | |
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| Rourkey doesn't mess around tbh. He dives straight in. | |
| Reply by: Scully at Apr 15, '09 16:41 | |
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| Maybe you're afraid of committing to the love Rhuarc has for you. Only you hold the answer, in your heart. | |
| Reply by: Adrian at Apr 15, '09 16:41 | |
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| ROURKEY!!! I thought only I loved you.... | |
| Reply by: DaisyY at Apr 15, '09 16:42 | |
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I'll tell you, I'm so afraid of the fact that the school is in the middle of the street, tbh. |
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| Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Apr 15, '09 16:43 | |
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Rourkey wiped his brow with a tattered handkerchief. His muscles ached mightily from constructing his school earlier. He poured himself a glass of whiskey to ease the pain and help escape the nightmares. I wanted to encompass the entire street, but the Gods above were not willing to remove the other businesses and remnants of past speeches. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 15, '09 16:48 | |
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Ahhhhhh brother Rourkey. IWTVYIMDWAO Hell yes! |
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| Reply by: ZebRourke at Apr 15, '09 16:49 | |
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| Teacher teacher! Next class please tell us of this whole "FYYC" thing that is going around quicker then Flash-Fire at a gay club! | |
| Reply by: Birday at Apr 15, '09 16:52 | |
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| Hate to say it but rourkey only love's me.. | |
| Reply by: SalvatoreLucania at Apr 15, '09 17:15 | |
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| PG, I'm surprised that a school in the middle of the street could scare you when we even have Bars with several customers, mind you, also in the middle of the street, and other types of businesses. | |
| Reply by: Adrian at Apr 15, '09 17:18 | |
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| Salvatore I beg to differ on that. | |
| Reply by: DaisyY at Apr 15, '09 17:21 | |
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| Ask him he told me yesterday... | |
| Reply by: SalvatoreLucania at Apr 15, '09 17:32 | |
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| actually he lovels Aurora also.... | |
| Reply by: SalvatoreLucania at Apr 15, '09 17:33 | |
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Rourkey notices a tiny man lost in the midst of his excellent school. SalvatoreLucania??? Never heard of you. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 15, '09 17:46 | |
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| You dont want to know him. He's a bit annoyinglol | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Apr 15, '09 17:54 | |
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ABBREVIATIONS Second Lesson: TY For all of you who believe "ty" means "thank you," I hope to reveal to you the more sinister meaning behind this catchy abbreviated acronymy thingamjigabob. "TY" actually means "testicle yanking." Do you wish "testicle yanking" on a friend? If so, continue to use "ty" in it's current form. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 15, '09 19:27 | |
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ABBREVIATIONS Lesson 2.5: YW It is believed in most circles that YW typically is in context to Your Welcome. But recent studies shocked the Associated Press in knowing that it actually means Youra Whiner! So if you say Thank You and the recipient of this gratitude replies humbly with YW, do not assume this time they are being courteous!! Hands the floor back to RourkeyRourke |
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| Reply by: High_SocWinter_Hill at Apr 15, '09 19:45 | |
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