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| Your Best Drunk Moments | Started by: Fever on Apr 19, '09 01:56 |
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We've all had 'em, but what was your funniest? Mine was, when I was 19 in college, I was on the debate team. (this story may sound familiar to some). But, a few buddies of mine got together and got drunk before the championship match. It was last part, and it was me and another guy, arguing about a subject that has left my memory at the moment, when I said, "Yeah, well fuck you!" |
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First of all, this should be in Outside. Secondly, I do believe that same exact story came from the "You can't fix stupid" show by Ron White. I know this because I just heard him say it 40 seconds ago on it. |
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| Reply by: ApolloJustice at Apr 19, '09 02:51 | |
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| It did? I thought it came from Dyn :P | |
| Reply by: GinoCeaser at Apr 19, '09 04:39 | |
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This was at a friends party, and there were so many bottles of alcohol. My friend had this one friend, she was so hot. Totally. And I got a bit tispy, tipsy enough to talk to everyone I saw, so I walked around, and ended up on the front lawn of the house where I saw her. And asked "Hey, what could I do to get sober?" She smirks and replies "Sweat dear. I do it all the time.". Stupid me, blinded by the hotness and the alcohol. I walk onto the side walk, and start doing pushups, situps and jogs in place. Taking shots of straight vodka after every set. I woke up the next morning with no hangover whatsoever. She was right. And Really really hot. LOL |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBambino at Apr 19, '09 10:56 | |
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Your proper response should have been "Can you think of anything fun I can do to work up a sweat?". Sigh...lost opportunity. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 19, '09 11:37 | |
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Sorry bud, I wasnt after ass, I was really tipsy, and I lost all sense of natural instincts. The girl is still my friend though, up till today. Hellz Yeah. |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBambino at Apr 19, '09 12:10 | |
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Some idiot wouldn't let me and my pals into her house party, so i laid a shit on her door step. One of my finest moments. |
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| Reply by: Scully at Apr 19, '09 13:09 | |
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| couldn't get into a club one time and there was a window round the back so I got a mate to give me a leg up and ended up falling through the window onto a girl who was trying to go to the loo. | |
| Reply by: NewBestFriend at Apr 19, '09 13:33 | |
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NEW YEARS 2009..eh this year.... Goldschlauger & jaeger... started drinking with a few friends...from the stories i hear I was in the middle of the street looking for my shoes... I was laying on a air matress in the floor telling everyone how violent I was... I broke all the porch lights trying to stand up... I drunk dialed every # on my friends phone conviced one girl to come over..how I dont fuckin know..but when she did come, she walked through the door and my pants were around my ankles lol... Tried to go take a piss and broke all the cabinets in the bathroom... Tripped over a barrel of popcorn and had it everywhere... Carried to my bedroom and fell into the floor puking... Passed out... Never got to make babies that night... :( |
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| Reply by: Cav at Apr 20, '09 00:27 | |
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Off topic, just to work on Cav's post. :) I almost made babies with my girlfriend the other day, but our promise to each other reminded me no to. LOL Damn Love. Hahaha |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBambino at Apr 27, '09 15:18 | |
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