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| Mississippi Law. | Started by: Mississippi_Floyd on Apr 24, '09 12:14 |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mobsters and Mobstress Today I stand before you to state the conditions and laws of Fast Talking Floyd. I'll make this straight to the point and as brief as possible. Today I will teach you Mississippi's law. This will be the guideline for effective communication when approaching scholar turned mobster Mississippi_Floyd and daily events that may take place. STEP 1- Ignorance will not be tolerated. Statements that involve questions pertaining to personal, family, or business issues shall be frown upon and may result in _____________. STEP 2- Don Premier has given me a chance to prove my worth and quiet the non-believers. Enough said! STEP 3- Those of you that may not feel creditable or verbally intelligent enough to approach the streets in a successful manner, I will be willing to proof read and print your articles free of charge and label it UNKNOWN if requested. Articles may pertain any subject matter and names will not be revealed. (I've noticed the backlash that may occur for speaking on the streets and I'm willing to risk my neck so that all points are heard) STEP 4- I will be offering jobs at a pay rate of $5,000 dollars a day for services that may assist me in my daily reportings and journals. This will be known as the MISSISSIPPI COUNCIL. STEP 5- Considering that Don Premier stuck his neck on line for me, I will be making a daily post called: "THE DON'S DAILY DIGEST" With these articles I will be discussing Don Premiers daily achievements, tasks, and attributes to our community. Having said that. Good day and continue as you were. |
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Rourkey pours himself a glass of whiskey. I would like to happily offer my services to be a part of the "MISSISSIPPI COUNCIL" for free. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 24, '09 12:15 | |
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Thank you my friend. You may even fund all events as well! |
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| Reply by: Mississippi_Floyd at Apr 24, '09 12:17 | |
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| id be down for that, if needed .... | |
| Reply by: louis-lepek at Apr 24, '09 12:19 | |
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Mississippi Councils Chief of Staff will be: RourkeyRourke His first assistant will be Louis-Lepek... |
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| Reply by: Mississippi_Floyd at Apr 24, '09 12:21 | |
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As Chief of Staff, my first order is to declare free whiskey for all assistants. DRINK UP, BOYS! |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 24, '09 12:25 | |
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louis takes a seat,puts his feet on the desk and enjoys the drink "thanx guys" |
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| Reply by: louis-lepek at Apr 24, '09 12:26 | |
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Louis-Lepek is now named First Assistant in charge of liquor runs. To be RourkeyRourke's personal errand boy. Now Louis needs an assistant. Any takers? |
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| Reply by: Mississippi_Floyd at Apr 24, '09 12:29 | |
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| Hmmm...if you are offering your proofreading services, you should first demonstrate that you are able to proofread your own material. Physician, heal thyself! | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 24, '09 12:30 | |
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Why so negative Butt_Ox? Is it that you're an ass? I think I have a good spot for you "Leader of Print ASSociation" You will be my personal instructor. In charge of pointing out all my mistakes and informing all when I am a ASS! Thanks for your support. |
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| Reply by: Mississippi_Floyd at Apr 24, '09 12:59 | |
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Mississippi Council Update..... Chief of Staff-- RourkeyRourke 1st Assistant-- Louis-Lepek Leader of Print ASSociation-- Butt-Ox (Butt-Ox will be handling individuals whos speech lead us to believe they are an ASS!) Positions are filling people, hurry..... |
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| Reply by: Mississippi_Floyd at Apr 24, '09 13:14 | |
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If you wish to offer a service for a profit, it is to your benefit that you are adept at the services you offer, otherwise potential clients will look elsewhere. All I was doing was giving you good business advice. Perhaps I was also knocking you down a peg or two. You seem to enjoy deriding others for their lack of oratory skills. Likewise, I enjoy pointing out the shortcomings of those who will do the same to others. It seems you still have not learned your place in the scheme of things. You are not even a member of the mafia yet, but only a gangster who does work for a family. A New York family, at that. Before you go mouthing off about whether or not I am an ass, check to see who you are speaking to. I am not as forgiving as most of the mobsters you may meet, and you have not yet earned the rank or the familiarity with me to speak that way. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 24, '09 13:16 | |
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| You should be running funeral services, ahahah I just think you made yourself one right now. | |
| Reply by: Rampage at Apr 24, '09 13:26 | |
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I apologize sir! Your names was Butt-Ox, you corrected a person who likes to correct people. Therefore, I thought it was a good idea to name you Leader of Print ASSsociation. Meaning since your name was Butt-Ox, you would point out all the ASSes. Sorry if I offended you. Butt-Ox is no longer Leader of Print ASSociation. He will work closely with Mississppi Council to point out grammer infractions. |
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| Reply by: Mississippi_Floyd at Apr 24, '09 13:28 | |
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