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| Lonely in Los Angeles | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Apr 29, '09 03:02 |
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RourkeyRourke pulls his car up to Hollywood Boulevard, a street usually bustling with people. This time, however, it is dead. The local businesses are shut down, the once famous crew headquarter building lights are turned off....even Rourkey's usual stable of whores apparently packed up and left town. Rourkey notices his old friend the Moon up in the sky and engages him in conversation. Hi there, Moon! Hey there Rourkester, what's shakin? Um quick question. - where have all the leaders gone? What do you mean? Well they're not in Los Angeles anymore. What are you talking about boy? I.....I just don't know. It appears they've vanished! They just packed up their things and left town! Well there's only one proper course of action here. Yes? Break into their empty HQ's and steal a few things So Rourkey did just that. He broke into the HQ formerly occupied by Vicodin and stole a lock of hair belonging to the late Midol, a lovely vision in her day. He scampered through the HQ's of both Shagtastic and Luxuria, making sure to draw mustaches on all the paintings hanging on the walls. When he was done, he packed everything back up into his car and departed. After all was said and done, he could only sit and wonder what happened to the Los Angeles crews and pray silently for their safety. |
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Hearing of Rourkey's adventures and the procurement of her mother's hair she shakes her head. Tracking the little busy body down she approaches him and smiles. Hello there sir, I do hope I have not frightened you. I mean no harm. I am here for my mother's hair. That is all. As for The Pharmacy? We're taking a vacation in Philly. We heard the weather was grand and we decided to pack up and take everyone on a vacation. Nothing more than that. We will be returning to LA soon enough. Don't you worry that cute little face of yours. |
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| Reply by: Gravol at Apr 29, '09 03:05 | |
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Careful sir of a box labeled FatherGordon his moonshine is likely to blind you. Bulldog trys to remeber if he fed Bobo his bear before he had to leave I suppose careful of Bobo too if i know him he is drunk, and he is a mean drunk. |
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| Reply by: Aphotic_Bulldog at Apr 29, '09 03:07 | |
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I heard Philly is a nice place this time of year.....mostly due to the fact that Fork doesn't hang around the city these days. While you're all on vacation, I hope you don't mind that I am going to have a personal "Rourkey Party" in Odd's bedroom. I won't invite too many different men and women, I promise! |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 29, '09 03:11 | |
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| Hopes he gets invited to Odd's room Ill bring plenty of whiskey:D | |
| Reply by: Sonny_Corleone at Apr 29, '09 13:37 | |
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FourTwenty lights up a joint and begins to smoke in the fairly empty city. After a few moments he sees a car roll up. Curious at the strange sight of a single car on an abandoned street he takes a long drag on the joint and watches as the man in the car begins to talk to the moon. Extremely startled and confused he begins to cough at the very sight of it. "What in the bear in the big blue house is going on" He looks at his joint in startled amazement "Man, Vicodin wasn't kidding. This shit is brilliant." |
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| Reply by: FourTwenty at Apr 29, '09 15:29 | |
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| Rourkey - We still get to share a bunk bed though right? If they don't have any bunk beds, we'll just make one. Can't be that hard. | |
| Reply by: ApolloJustice at Apr 29, '09 15:47 | |
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| I would assume that it is harder than you put on to be Apollo, but if you guys need any help with that, let me know. I can make shit work. | |
| Reply by: William_Washtub at Apr 29, '09 15:58 | |
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this story is kinda sad in a way, I mean I'm not sure who all was at war but ill be damned if someone wasn't effective in getting their point across. Shelton walks off laughing at the whole thing |
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| Reply by: Shelton at Apr 29, '09 23:26 | |
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She wanders into The Shoreside Hills Retirement Home to see Rourkey and his "kru" lollygagging about on the couches. Pills and lotions everywhere. Bottles strewn all over the floor, what looks like urine puddling around the fountain.... What the fuck do you think you guys are up to?! My mother left this place spotless! Now get the eff out and take your harlots with you! She motions toward a herd of sheep out on one of the many patios. Move it! Before the clients get back and expect to be able to return back to normal life. SCOOT! NOW!!! She glares at Rourkey Sir, I best not be finding any surprises in my mother's room. All of our staff are resident attendants and call this lovely place our home. We are here 24/7 caring for our trustees and would not like to be short of anything in case of an emergency. You did stay out of the locked cabinets did you not? And the room in the basement? The one with the lead door? |
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| Reply by: Gravol at Apr 29, '09 23:52 | |
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