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| Well hello there. | Started by: Sids-Nan on Apr 30, '09 08:34 |
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As Sid's Nan skipped gracefully down the street, with her recently enlarged perky boobs bouncing up and down under her half done up top, she stopped at a cross road, and waited for a few cars to pass, as they drove by she caught them admiring her large boobs. She winked at them and crossed the road cheerfully, back on her way down the road. A few minutes later she came across a rather attractive young man by the name of Mirkin, she recognised him by his devishly good looks. She stopped to greet him and wish him a wonderful day. Oh, hello there Mister Mirkin. Uhh, hello there Miss. How are you this fine day Mister Mirkin? Mirkin snaps out of his long gaze and realises that her face was actually infact, a bit higher than where he was looking I'm, I'm okay I guess, can't complain. How are you today? I'm great, all the better for seeing you my dear. Sid's Nan unbuttons her top a little lower My gosh, its getting hot and its only 8:11am! Mirkin was watching Sid's Nan undo her top and quickly averted his eyes back upto her face, which he could tell had not long ago had botox. Along the road was Sid's Nan, she seemed to be posting flyers around the streets with a picture on it, soon after she had finished Aurora came swiftly down the sidewalk and noticed one of the flyers on a street lamp. She looked at in awe and read out loud: "If you need any "favours" doing, then call me on the number below and we'll make some arrangements xox" Aurora looked further down the flyer and read the number out loud: 555-7399-626 She took her phone out and saved the number, which she soon realised spelt "555-sexy-nan" Wow, she sounds like a right kinky one, I'd sure like to tap that manier times! And thus, Sid's Nan carried on about her daily buisness, but two things we know for sure, she will be receiving more than her fair share of rather "nice" phone calls tonight. |
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| Oh wonderful. You're open for business again. There's been a terrible war in your absence. But now you're here to appease everyone, I'm sure we can be peaceful again. | |
| Reply by: Zishla at Apr 30, '09 08:45 | |
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After reading the flyer a smile came over Aurora's face. Her day just got a little brighter considering the loss of many lives over the last couple days. She made her way back to her apartment and picked up her phone to dial the number. She eagerly waited to hear the voice on the other end. The phone rang three times before she finally heard a seductive hello. Hi there, is this Sid's Nan? I found your flyer posted up on a street lamp and you are exactly what i've been waiting for. I have a friend i'd like to introduce you to. Aurora could hardly contain the excitement she was feeling as she neared the end of her conversation with Sid's Nan. Little did Sid's nan know what was in store for her later. Alright, I can't wait to see you. I'll make sure my friend is with me. Hanging up the phone, Aurora planned her day. She had to kill some time before the meeting with Sid's Nan. |
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| Reply by: Aurora at Apr 30, '09 08:45 | |
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Sid's Nans phone rang, she sprang over to it, she would of picked it up sooner but she was watching jermey kyle. She put her sexiest phone voice on and then hit the answer button Hello She had heard this voice before, then suddenly it hit her Hello Aurora, how are you> She listened to Aurora on the phone for a minute Okay then, I'll see you later. I cant wait for it! She blew a kiss down the phone and hit the end call button and carried on watching jeremy kyle. |
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| Reply by: Sids-Nan at Apr 30, '09 08:53 | |
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Watching Sids-Nan walk away he locks eyes of her tight arse, He follows the Arse swagger all the way until she goes out of sight. Looking down he notices a moist patch in his kilt. with a slightly embarassed look on his face, as that had clearly never happened to the stallion before, he made a quick escape back home with Sids-nan's number held tightly in his hand. He finally got home and cleaned himself up, Picking up his phone he dialed in 555-7399-626 and let it ring a few times. He heard the voice of an angel "Hello woman, it's mirkin. I know we just spoke a wee while ago but i can't wait to see you again. Sid has told me so much about you and i am wanting to see if everything he said is true" He Pauses for a minute "How do you feel about Paris?" |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at Apr 30, '09 08:56 | |
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A few minutes later the phone rung again, Sid's Nan could tell it was going to be a busy day, and it was only 8:57am! She sprung up again and answered it, she had heard this beautiful voice before Hello again, Mirkin. What can I do for you then sweety? She listened to him speaking Paris?! I sure would love to, can you do the weekend? I have a few people coming round today so I'm busy today. Feel free to drop by today and tomorrow though. She blew him a kiss and put the phone down |
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| Reply by: Sids-Nan at Apr 30, '09 09:00 | |
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Putting the phone down he punches the air rocky III style, he proceeds to the bathroom to 'get himself ready' for his night of passion. After a short while he wanders back to the phone and decides to call his good friend RourkeyRourk " Alrite chap, Hows it going? I have got some good news... Me, You, Sids-Nan, Paris, Creck.... I bagsy the brown though " He Hangs up and carries on celebrating his score with sids-nan by listening to R-Kelly - Worlds greatest |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at Apr 30, '09 09:11 | |
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RourkeyRourke could hardly contain his excitement. Mirkin had uttered the name that both had been longing to Eiffel Tower for a while now.....Sids-Nan. The men knew that within seconds of meeting up with her, both would be enjoying a lovely round of "Bob's Yer Uncle." Rourkey placed a quick call back to Mirkin and only uttered a few words. Dibs on the mouth. I don't want the fanny - can't tell where it has been. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Apr 30, '09 10:19 | |
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hearing the phone ring he pauses R-Kelly and walks over to pick it up, Praying for it to be Sids-Nan he picks it up with a perverted grin across his face. To his Disappointment it turns out it is Rhourkey No problemo chief, i wouldn't expect anyone to go near that part. Why do you think i called the stinker.... |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at Apr 30, '09 10:28 | |
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