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| FFS Munchkin what will it take | Started by: Money-B on Apr 30, '09 22:31 |
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Sits under a tree in New Orleans French Quarter Munchkin, we have been doing this dance for far too many years now. By my count at least 8 on and off, more off than on I assume. But as they say separation makes the heart grow fonder... I have decided to hopefully impress you with my linguistic acumen and finally get you to accept that, well you are what you are.
I thought I should let you know what I see when I see you, well besides the little people following you around with half licked suckers covered in pocket lint. Between you and I, that is kind of a scary weird following you have. I guess what I am trying to say is that I pick on you and say mean things well because I have a crush on you that is so powerful it can only be settled by kindergarten antics and boyish charms. I hope you will take this as a testament to my undying secret yet deeply rooted fantasy of you. When I say mean things, I mean them in the best way possible really I do. pulls a flower from the ground and begins, SHE LOVES ME - LOVES ME NOT |
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| Jesus Christ, Sayyid's body isn't even cold yet and Money is already trying to make his move. | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 30, '09 22:33 | |
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ouch this is interesting You see the man begin to flick his butterfly knife in an interesting way |
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| Reply by: BlueSunday at Apr 30, '09 22:35 | |
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You DO realize that before you've finished this post you've not only sucked up to the wrong boss but managed to call her a little child and insult 38 people, not counting the crewleader that took you in? You're a disgrace, everything from that profile picture to this post, for Our Thing. Go find a different playground. if i wassn't disgusted, i would be either proud or impressed but i KNOW it's just incompentence and not some smartly made post. have a good day. Reminicing about the old days, sean waves a hand as he leaves |
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| Reply by: SeanConnery at Apr 30, '09 22:38 | |
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| oh shit son if my boy Sayyid was around he word have a word or two with you | |
| Reply by: Gene_Starwind at Apr 30, '09 22:39 | |
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| I really have only one thing to say this.. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?? | |
| Reply by: Shadow at Apr 30, '09 22:41 | |
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| The Abyss stares into Money-B a bone-chilling soul-piercing stare so vicious that passers-by shudder compulsively. With an icy rasp, The Abyss speaks: "Most of us understand the importance of a period of mourning when one's husband passes away." | |
| Reply by: The_Abyss at Apr 30, '09 22:46 | |
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shakes head at the waving hand walking away
Well well sir, in a different time and different place a man wearing a skirt would be considered a tad outrageous. But I won't get into that, that would be digressing. I am sitting here pondering how you came to such outrageous conclusion's based on my words? You say I have disgraced my current Boss the great and omnipotent Brick_Pollitt, I do not see that at all. I also have no clue how I called the lovely and pedestal worthy Munchkin a little child. I do see the insulting the "38" people with the comments about her following. How ever I will attempt to impress upon you, I can only comment on the image I am given to view. As far as insulting Brick, again I am lost. Perhaps it is like you say my "Incompentence" so please, help this poor incompetent fool find his way. continues to play with his flower |
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| Reply by: Money-B at Apr 30, '09 23:16 | |
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Sighing sean explains it as simple as he can you write a poorly written love letter to someone whom i personally just saw at the altar, and who's husband was a brave enough soldier to die only a few days ago where you A:Call a La Cosa Nostra Donna a little lady with good manner( that WAS what you spelled out right?) B:Called her entire crew "the little people following you around with half licked suckers covered in pocket lint. " when a great deal of us have, in fact "earned our bones" and some of us the very hard way C:Suck up publicly in a completley wrong manner to the completley wrong boss. you should have written a love letter to brick instead. at least that way we'd have to say you have some creativity and orginality D:you look like you just came from the carnival. no self respecting man wears that. have a good day |
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| Reply by: SeanConnery at Apr 30, '09 23:43 | |
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Okay enough! Yeah Money-B maybe should have waited to say he had a crush on me a lot longer after the passing of my husband (may he rest in peace). But he did not do it to disrespect the memory of Sayyid and he knows darn well I will not return his feelings especially during my mourning period (which will probably last for years on end). I understand his meaning of little person. My name is Munchkin for god sakes, if I was going to be offended by comments on my vertical disabilities I am sure I could have afforded a trip to the registry years ago and found myself a name change. As for his comments about little people near me and lollipops. Guess what we are the Lollipop Guild. You knew that coming into my crew. This argument will end now. |
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| Reply by: Munchkin at May 01, '09 00:07 | |
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Crikey! I am thinking Munchkin's ancestors would have a RHM come flying out here to confront old Money-B and have a wicked battle of words in public. But then again that was another time and another place and waaay too much fun. |
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| Reply by: Deano at May 01, '09 00:47 | |
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You see the man begin to slowly stop flicking his butterfly knife and begin to speak Now, SeanConnery, Money-B why must you two bring out things that are irrelevant to this post? You two are beginning to stray away from arguing about things said in the post or voicing opinions about the post. You two are now having controversy on who is a disgrace due to a profile picture, and also making fun of someone who wears a skirt. Well, Money-B that happens to be someone in my family, and I take offense to you making fun of him wearing a skirt, I would wear one too if I was Mr. Connery. I mean come on IT'S SEAN CONNERY. Sean, I can understand you wanting to stick up for our family n such and more power to you, but you are pushing it a little far man, try and settle it a bit and I am sure everyone will respect you a lot more. You see the man begin to flick his butterfly knife again as he walks off into the HQ with his lollipop |
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| Reply by: BlueSunday at May 01, '09 02:54 | |
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cries at the sound of Crikey I so miss that man, a hero to my daughter. Steve Irwin that is... Deano, that was another time and place but in that time my great, great gazillion great grand pop would not have chose this passive of a way to interact. In his own way, this was my family lines way to let Munchkin know those days are gone. I think she understood that in her own "lil" way. Munchkin, as always my dear your words are short and wise :) |
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| Reply by: Money-B at May 01, '09 05:17 | |
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Deano come now those days are long gone. Munchkin ain't like her ancestors she keeps her loved ones close now instead of her pitbull. ;) I have to say though Munchkin, Money-B does have a compelling arguement here. Sayyid was a great man, the pea to your pod. But don't close your heart off just yet. |
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| Reply by: Dave_Klein at May 01, '09 05:18 | |
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