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| King for a day | Started by: Brick_Pollitt on May 07, '09 10:38 |
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I would personally only do one thing. I would rank Butt_Ox to Godfather. Now wouldn't that be interesting? |
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| Reply by: Blackhawk at May 08, '09 13:49 | |
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Brick smiles as the love of his life talks about what she'd do as queen for the day, then considers the appropriate response. Unfortunately, she used too many big words, so he was somewhat confused. But, as usual, Brick recovered quickly, looked a few words up, and came up with his retort. Well, Pepper, you are welcome to be King for the day, and I will be your queen. We all know you like to wear the pants in the family, and I look good in a thong. And you know my voice only becomes high pitched whenever I do anything wrong by virtue of your hands gripping my...but that's a story for another day. And for the people's sake, I hope they learn the difference between they're their and there. But, again, I can use them in proper sentences. Pepper needs to go back over there. Points to the basement. You can't have those as they're attached to my body. Looks down at his crotch Their headquarters was never a home until Pepper got there and cleaned. Runs And my dearest Pepper. You didn't make Made in a day because you were too busy making a king. Behind every great man is a great woman pushing...isn't that right? So, I'm cheap? What's the old saying? I keep my friends close....no, wait....I like to keep my woman close, but my money closer. ;) |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at May 08, '09 15:09 | |
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Oh my dearest Brick. Or as the boys love to call you, Brick Pull-it. And I thought it was "Behind every great man is a nagging woman?" At least that's what you say during our sweet little pillow talk sessions. Yes, you do look fantastic in a thong. Pickles has been looking for hers for weeks now, its about time you give it back. And I can use all of them in a sentence, which I'm sure will be fragmented and run-on, but here goes: You're not getting anymore of your beloved 'Pepper time' after your little comments, so go rest your head over there (points to Duke's shoulder) and cry your little heart out, but don't worry what they're going to think of you; their minds are already made up, Bricklybear. So kiss kiss and all that, love. The broom is in your office. Make sure you sweep up good this time, or you'll be banished to the basement, sweetling. Again. Pepper cracks the whip. |
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| Reply by: Pepper at May 08, '09 15:47 | |
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Sets down a nice new pair of shoes for his dearest Pepper, then slowly pushes them behind him. Hmmm...and I did just get you a present...but you haven't EARNED that today. Baby, you misunderstood our pillow talk again. I never said "nagging woman" I said moaning woman. And it wasn't behind, it was underneath. Because as we know, I am better on top. So, no more of my beloved Pepper time? Ouch baby Ouch. You Suc...wait, I guess you don't. Anymore. And let me just take this time to make sure the crowd also knows how to use your and you're correctly as well. You need to get your ass back to the VIP suite where you're going to give me my Pepper time. No fragments. No run-ons. Just 12 ounces of amazingly smooth win. And the broom is in my office, but I'm surprised you knew that. I mean, you did drop it there in such a hurry last night. I didn't know you could clean my desk with, well nevermind. Screw the broom. Don't need it. And you go ahead and crack that whip baby. You know I like it rough. Grabs the whip and pulls her close. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at May 08, '09 17:45 | |
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and I thought 'Elegido After Dark' was bad. This is on a whole new dimension. Duke, Pickles... Better get the Elegido Public Relations typewriter out. |
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| Reply by: Jonizzel at May 08, '09 17:50 | |
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Pepper stares, her jaw nearly dragging on the floor as she hears Brick's words... Incomprehensible, unintelligible and ill-formed thoughts and retorts brew in her head, but nothing congeals into an appropriate retaliatory form. Damn him, she thought. Damn him to hell. She glanced longingly at the shoes and suddenly knew what needed to be done. Yes sir. Pepper turned and walked away, defeated by the master; the king. At least for the day. And to be honest, they were really REALLY nice shoes. |
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| Reply by: Pepper at May 08, '09 17:50 | |
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Pickles was lugging her new typewriter up three flights of stairs when she heard Brick's response to Pepper. After losing her ability to breathe she tripped and plummeted down two flights, still clutching the heavy writing machine. Oh Shi- Jono, call the hospital. |
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| Reply by: Pickles at May 08, '09 17:54 | |
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Jonizzel giggles as Pickles falls down the stairs, as she turns round to speak. He suddenly shuts up and offeres a helping hand Not again, Pickles. This is what... Like the fourth time this week? We gotta get you a crash mat or something at the bottom. |
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| Reply by: Jonizzel at May 08, '09 18:05 | |
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I must say some very interesting concepts listed here. Particularly the one on made men and guns. What a great idea, that could radically change the face of this thing of ours. It would mean less gangster protecting their boss,(OOC: Pro shots) along with cutting down on a large number of sleeping mobsters who can't be shot.(OOC: Pro'd IAs) I really can't see anything more progressive, very well thought out speech, my hats off to you sir. Also Dr. Pepper should automatically be the soda of the underworld. It's more addictive then heroin..... |
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| Reply by: Birday at May 08, '09 22:24 | |
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| If I were King for a day(again), Id ban Pickles from all 7 cities, and make her move to Iran. | |
| Reply by: Cav at May 08, '09 22:40 | |
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| Great read sir! I bet everyone wouldn't mind being king for a day! | |
| Reply by: Made_Man_Hopkins at May 08, '09 23:09 | |
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*marc trips over Pickles being distracted by Peppers response* Wow...I love Elegido after dark...and I'm really glad I'm not an errand boy...yet |
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| Reply by: Marc_Jamieson at May 09, '09 14:24 | |
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If I was King for a day I would... # Eat Pizza # Talk to Marietta and Alessia all day ( <333 ) # Drink Dr.Pepper # Have SkullCandy chained up to a stone pillar and have someone slap him with a fish for 24 whole hours # Give RourkeyRourke some money because hes a poor bum Thats the five things I would do if I was king for 24hrs :D |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at May 09, '09 16:00 | |
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After such an amazing speech as this one was, Mister Pollitt, I must extend my utmost depression at the fact that you are not, indeed, King for a day. However, I'm a narcissistic kind of woman, so I'm going to focus rather not on how great it would be if you were King, but rather how amazing it would be if I was Queen. Marietta clears her throat and lifts her hand regally towards the still remaining crowd. If I were Queen for a day, I would start off by getting a foot rub from RourkeyRourke. Let's face it, he needs to be put in his place anyway. I would follow it up with a nice lunch with my fellow Godfathers of Chicago, Philly and New York, where we could hopefully come up with an effective plan for convincing the mobsters of Saint Louis to be connected once more to the U.S. of A. underworld. After that fateful day where Rourkey and PedroRourke managed to scare the city shitless, they have not been in contact as we had hoped. Next would be a several hour long shopping spree, where I wouldn't have to pay for a thing. Shoes, handbags and other fashion accessories are a must. I would then travel to the Streets to listen to the speeches and debates that commence here. Anyone under the rank of Made Man who insulted, however discreetly or indirectly, anyone of an esteemed rank would be dead within moments. Respect seems to be a long forgotten virtue around here. From there I would hit the Casinos, hopefully getting a blackjack on every turn at the tables. Hint hint, dealers. Everything would be finished up with a nice dinner that evening with my Captains (who are graciously paying, thanks you guys and gals!), where we would cook up some more ideas for another successful round of Detroit is Crazy week. ...Now that I am reviewing my list, it sort of looks kind of bland. I suppose I'm just a simple woman with simple wants and needs! |
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| Reply by: Marietta at May 13, '09 17:26 | |
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Firstly i would not be 'king', i would be a drag Queen. and the only rule would be that you had to dress up as the opposite sex everyday and walk around quoting shakespeare. * Crumpeto walk away, content with his thoughts* |
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| Reply by: mister_crumpeto at May 13, '09 19:20 | |
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If I was King for a day... Wait... I just laughed out loud... No no, it's not what you think. Actually, it might be. See I'm already the King for Each Day, so pretending to be a King for the day is redundant. Instead, I will pretend to be a peasant for a day. I will engage in such peasantry activities as grocery shopping, paying bills, and shining my own shoes. Furthermore, before I leave King Every Day office I will declare as my final proclamation before returning in 24 hours that ForkRourke can never be King for any day ever. I don't like that he has an eyeful of ambition. Also, I will pay off the Hall of Records to ensure that ForkRourke won't even have a birthday to celebrate. Instead he will have months filled with days he will rue rather than enjoy. The End. |
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| Reply by: ThomasRourke at May 14, '09 00:41 | |
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Ahh, I was honored to see Godfathers Thomas and Marietta grace us with their presence to tell us what they do do as King and Queen of each day. (Though I appreciate Marietta couching it in terms of what she would do.) And Marietta, that would certainly explain why you have whole wings of your HQ devoted to handbags, shoes, and accessories. I was wondering why you occupied the largest building in Detroit with only 10 members. Now we know. Thomas. I really wish you would do your own shopping. I'm tired of having to do your shopping for you. Some of your requests are embarassing. But I won't go into those here. And shine your own shoes? Good. I'm tired of spit shining those things. You don't like the job I'm doing, you should do it yourself! Yesterday you're trying to give Fork away. Today, you take away his birthday? Ouch. I say this: If I WERE king for a day (thanks for shattering my dream Marietta) I would declare today ForkRourke day. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at May 14, '09 11:39 | |
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