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| The Attic | Started by: Revski on May 08, '09 00:29 |
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Revski is sitting in the attic with a pipe in his mouth, letting out a breath of air a circle of smoke flies from the pipe and quickly evaporates into the air. For a few minutes Rev stares at the ground, as if thinking about something very important. The look on his face almost makes it seem as if he is shitting himself, but I'm sure he isn... oh my god, well, maybe he is... moving on now. A few moments have past and after cleaning himself, Rev goes back up to the attic and looks around, dusting off a few old books and stubbing his toe on an old bicycle that he has no idea how it got here, finally after what seems to be an hour of stumbling around, Rev opens a tiny door. "It must be in here, it just must be, if it is not then I will be so pissed. You won't even be able to know how pissed I will be, but it will be a lot. Now Mister Froggy. Lets go to the kingdom of lolz! Weeeeee!" Jumping in to the tiny door he continues down what looks to be a long hallway, holding Mr. Froggies hand, he continues down as they both hop to yet a smaller door. Opening this door, Mister Froggy goes in himself, as his tiny frog body allows himself to fit through the awkwardly small door. After a few moments the small door turns much larger and Rev walks through. "Okay now to the Mafia portion of this. Seeing as how the narrator is just talking nonsense, and I am sure none of you enjoy this nonsense... well, except for me. A tiny man is in this room, holding the frog in his hands now with a gun to its stomach. The man looks at Rev with a look on his face that... OH GOD YOU TOO?! Go clean yourself up. What is it with people shitting in my stories? I just don't know. "Oh look! Pampers! My favorite. Now we won't have this problem any more." After putting on the diapers, the two men stare eachother down. The man holding the gun to the frogs face with a look of evil coming from his eyes... after a few minutes, Rev pulls out his gun and aims it at the man. "You said you'd have my drugs..." "You said you'd let the frog live." "He isn't dead yet, now is he? Just get me the drugs and everything will be okay, I will let the frog go and you two can be on your merry way." "Deal." Revski pulls out a small bag and slides it to the man. Picking it up, the man sniffs it and then lets down the frog. A few more minutes of nonsense staring and the two are on their way. Until Rev turns around and lays two bullets in to the mans back. Walking back over he pulls out a wad of cash and leaves. FIN. |
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| I loved this story! Wonderfully written and the writer was a genius... I say, he should get auth! | |
| Reply by: Revski at May 08, '09 04:19 | |
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| Seconded. | |
| Reply by: Birday at May 08, '09 04:43 | |
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Ah what the hell Revski for auth! Maybe he will share the drugs that he was on when this story was created. |
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| Reply by: Aphotic_Bulldog at May 08, '09 06:09 | |
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Stay turned! The Bassment coming soon...... |
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| Reply by: Mississippi-Floyd at May 08, '09 11:14 | |
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| Don't give out my story ideas, Floyd... not nice. | |
| Reply by: Revski at May 08, '09 22:31 | |
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| Hehe. Revski 4 auth | |
| Reply by: BlackHand at May 08, '09 23:37 | |
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Ow really Revski? Thought that one came out of my old thinker. Ow well you may have that one. The Outhouse coming soon....(from Mississippi-Floyd) |
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| Reply by: Mississippi-Floyd at May 09, '09 11:39 | |
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