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| Jokes | Started by: Ruaidhri_M on May 09, '09 09:31 |
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Here's one I heard the other day. That information you gave me was just about as accurate as an Americian Air Strike |
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1)Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP 2)Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: Rotisserie chicken. 3)Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved. 4)You know you're a redneck, when you vaccuum the sheets instead of washing them! |
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| Reply by: -Joker- at May 09, '09 11:19 | |
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| Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall! | |
| Reply by: saruhan at May 10, '09 07:16 | |
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| Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention | |
| Reply by: saruhan at May 10, '09 07:17 | |
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| there was a drunk man walking in the street at night when police caught him ,so they told him to get in the car , but he said no my house is near thankx | |
| Reply by: saruhan at May 10, '09 07:20 | |
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| Yo momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout. | |
| Reply by: JennaBambino at May 12, '09 02:42 | |
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| Yo momma so fat, when she go to the movies, she sits next to everybody. | |
| Reply by: JennaBambino at May 12, '09 02:43 | |
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| Your Momma's feet are so scaley, they filmed crocodile dundee in her foot bath. | |
| Reply by: -Joker- at May 12, '09 02:43 | |
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| Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. | |
| Reply by: JennaBambino at May 12, '09 02:44 | |
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| Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl | |
| Reply by: -Joker- at May 12, '09 02:47 | |
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Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?" |
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| Reply by: -Joker- at May 12, '09 02:49 | |
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| What do you call a poor man walking into a casino ? Striphe! | |
| Reply by: Cav at May 12, '09 04:13 | |
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| Lol very poor walking out XD | |
| Reply by: -Joker- at May 12, '09 04:43 | |
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Man marries a deaf girl he says to her"we must work out a code if i want sex i'll stroke ur breast" U reply by pulling my penis ONCE for yes or 162 times for no ha |
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| Reply by: trickynicky at May 12, '09 14:56 | |
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man these jokes are classic WHY DID THE HEDGEHOG CROSS THE ROAD TO SEE HIS FLAT MATE LOL |
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| Reply by: Rebellion-x at May 18, '09 12:20 | |
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| yeah these jokes are sick | |
| Reply by: xX-Hitman-Xx at May 18, '09 14:02 | |
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whats 5+46+6 a threesome with micheal jackson |
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| Reply by: xX-Hitman-Xx at May 18, '09 14:03 | |
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| Reply by: xX-Hitman-Xx at May 18, '09 14:03 | |
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what do wal-mart and micheal jackson have in common they both wait 6-8 months after a child is born to give them piercings |
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| Reply by: xX-Hitman-Xx at May 18, '09 14:04 | |
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what do micheal jackson and santa claus have in common... they both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks |
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| Reply by: xX-Hitman-Xx at May 18, '09 14:05 | |
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