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I think I've made a big mistake with Satanta. Started by: Squishy on Jan 29, '15 13:44

When Bunneh and I discussed Satanta- for HelpDesk, I initially thought it was a brilliant idea.  Satanta- was brought in, given the tour and immediately jumped into helping others out with HD mail.  As replies and feedback started coming in from users, I started to see a pattern. Mail after mail, post after post, Satanta- worked his charm with the users providing speedy, intelligent, thought out novels of a reply.  My greatest fear realized, it has now been confirmed - he was a bit of a silver tongue.

Like a chess master, each phrase was turned and spun at least 17 mails prior, preparing for each possible path the conversation could follow.  He obviously had honed his skill and used it in the most unethical way possible.  With hundreds of users at his beck and call, it took no time at all for him to build his cult of followers.  Users from all walks of life, male, female, educated, uneducated, rich, poor, scouse, non-scouse, it mattered not to him.  He packed his harem one after another, bending and twisting their very existence  to meet his every whim.  He is building a super army of Satanta followers, and their intentions are.... unnerving.

There is a urban legend that is whispered behind the scenes in games like ours.  Admins were born and raised around stories like this, but no one thought it to be true.  But it was.  It is.  It's happening now.

In the famous words of Antoine Dodson: Hide yo' kids.  Hide yo' wife.

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Well done lad. You are a excellent addition to the staff. You will serve MafiaReturns well
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In the interest of helping out all users, the MR staff wish to help with the hiding of the aforementioned daughters and wives.

<font color="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)">Please feel free to</font> mail Satanta- <font color="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)">with their names, details, where they can be collected and any other </font>pertinent<font color="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)"> details. We will do everything in our power to ensure they are well seen to and get fully taken care of. We're good like that. We care.  </font>

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He impressed me the first time I read on of his novels. Congrats again.

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satanta you bastard dont embarrass me like that, dont even know how to post reply tsk tsk :p

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To SA's disbelief this man Santana has apparently been very busy lately with numerous females around the country, and offering to take them all off offering to see they get the care needed. SA knowing all she needs to know about this hustler Santana decides her daughter will not be taken away and hid with the rest of the harem. She decides for now she will not mention to anyone about who the FATHER of her future grandchild to be is.  She makes sure her daughter has no way of contacting SANTANA and falling for his silver tongue tactics to find her whereabouts.

 

 

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This was the top part of the above post for some reason it was cut off.

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We all make mistakes that's what makes us diffrent and not robits :) you will learn fron it god bless you have a great day buddy
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I cant believe I missed this!

Satanta congratulations, your dedication to MR and just over all willingness to help others is like non other.

Such an obvious and well deserved addition to the HelpDesk team.

May you guide all the noobies for many years to come! :D

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