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| Mississippi's Stress Free Zone. | Started by: Mississippi-Floyd on May 10, '09 12:33 |
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*walking down the streets you notice ole Floyd unloading wooden timbers off the back of his pick-up* *swigs the moonshine and tosses it back in his overall pocket* *picks up the hammer and nails and begins forming a structure, BAM, BAM, BAM, POW!!!!* Gott Damn-it!! *missed the nail and hit his finger* *licks up the blood and keeps hammering* *before long you notice a small wooden building of some sort, ole Floyd heads back to the pick-up and pulls a large sign off the back* *picks up the moonshine, then decides to hammer the sign up first before he takes his usual swig* *wipes the windows and turns the close sign to open* *throws the milk crate on the ground and steps up* Ok everyone, you may be wondering why I've built this structure right here in the middle of Post Ave. and Topic Blvd. Let me explain, the life of a mobster is a very complicated and stressful one. It's hard trying to keep whores in order and stay out of the way of those damn donut eating cops. Damn county jail keeps serving you with the full sentence. People picking fights on street corners. Can't get a cup of coffee without someone following you back out to the streets and carrying on the same debate. These are alot things that can cause stress! Stress causes heart attacks or built up aggression, which in the end will both lead to your death, one way or the other. Here in this structure, at the Stress Free Zone, I want all my follow mobsters to come and release those stressful thoughts. Rid yourself of that extra baggage that holds you back from progressing. There will be no stress causer allowed here. Again, NO STRESS CAUSERS ALLOWED!! *takes a swig to clear his throat* I'll go first: 1) Through the many teaching of GodFather Nicky, I've learned that keeping a strong pimp hand sure helps with prostitute rings. You all should try it. A great stress release! 2) Wouldn't you love to shoot anyone you want like Butt-Ox? If only ThomasRourke would make us all do it as well. Maybe we too could achieve the girth ladies can't handle. Those are just a couple of things that don't stress me, but motivate me. WHAT ABOUT YOU??? |
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Sits on the back of a park bench Well sir, the idea is good but venting in such a public manner isn't really advised. A stress free zone where you vent obvious frustration with people or events is a recipe for disaster. Take this for instance:
Unless you are very close to Butt-Ox, venting like that could make things more stressful. I do not pretend to know your relationship with people BUT what is said in the streets ALWAYS has some sort of accountability attached. looks around for someone who might be selling soft pretzels with mustard |
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| Reply by: Money-B at May 10, '09 13:06 | |
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*shakes his head* Money-B, see that's the problem. Everyone wants to have problems. Make a problem out of this, make a problem out of that. Get of out of here with that stress. *point toward the door* This here is not about problems, this is, like i said, "things that don't stress me, but motivate me." Butt-Ox had those statements wrote on his jacket. Just humor. No one has humor around here, everyone's so uptight and waiting on the next comment someone makes, so they can analize it and find it's flaws. Just the same as Godfather Nicky wears those statements on his coat as well. *takes a drink because he needs it* This is not a place to as you said, "A stress free zone where you vent obvious frustration with people or events is a recipe for disaster." THis is a place to leave the stress outside the door. Talk of things that make you smile, laugh, hell I don't care. Just not stress. Some of you sure make my azz hurt for some reason. Money-B what happen to being rational? |
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| Reply by: Mississippi-Floyd at May 10, '09 13:39 | |
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shakes head I am being rational, in thinking that anything said in the streets can have consequences. It would be irrational to think otherwise. Now that being said, it doesn't mean you can't come in and have some light hearted fun. It is all in what you chose to use as fun. I just feel opening a business in the streets to allow people to Vent in a "Stress Free" world can lead to the wrong impression and problems down the road... still no pretzel venders around huh |
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| Reply by: Money-B at May 10, '09 14:03 | |
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So what are you telling me being in the Mafia is fun? I don't understand those words, such as fun, fair. Those two words I just can't get them out of my head. Do you think killing is fun? The Mafia world isn't fun my friend, we are here to do business and business only. When we have bloodshed, usually it's for respect, and land. So are you telling me you would kill for fun? Why are people so uptight... Just knowing you might die in your sleep doesn't bother you. That your son might be killed also. Please choose your words carefully when you try to bring fun, into the Mafia. |
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| Reply by: Midas at May 10, '09 14:09 | |
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*rubbing creme on his butt* *takes a long hard drink from his bottle* Money-B, what is something stress free that you would feel suitable saying here in the streets? Could you think of anything? I could think of alot. And to be honest, I don't give a damn what someone thinks of me or what I say. If words can hurt a persons self-esteem, they have very little to began with. Now I have the utmost respect for everyone around here. Even those little hard head thugs, though I still will not show them any superiority, no matter who they were. One things I will not do is bite my tongue! If I die speaking my mind ow well, hopefully they get comfort in killing me over my opinion. Take in mind that everyone is entitled to one of those, except MadeMan and under. What was that opionion you had again? You never stated it. |
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| Reply by: Mississippi-Floyd at May 10, '09 14:17 | |
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Well tell me this Floyd, so you are telling me you speak your mind. Do you know what Omerta is... Do you.. Do you really. It means keeping your mouth shut, so are you telling me if the Cops pulled you in you would "Speak your mind" Would you tell other CL about your family's operations, etc. for money, and then say you are "Speaking your mind"? Mafia is not Stress free, we don't go around in the street bitching about our problems, get a therapist if you need to have someone to talk to about personally issues. Not just in the middle of the damn street. Midas tilts his hat and light's a cigar as he disappeared into the loud city |
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| Reply by: Midas at May 10, '09 14:23 | |
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Okay let me try this So this is my Vent or "Stress Free" contribution
So by your OWN words you shouldn't have an opinion or even be entitled to one. After all you are a "MadeMan" or under right? wipes hands together |
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| Reply by: Money-B at May 10, '09 14:27 | |
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Keyword: HAD Butt_Ox had the shooting who he wants written on his jacket way before you're bloodline was ever supposedly around. |
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| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 10, '09 14:50 | |
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Stop being so picky - he obviously meant under mademan. Everyone knows that under mademan is the cut off point between those who are in the family and those who are not so why would it be only Capo and above who should have an opinion? Mississippi Floyd is in, you are not. Jumping on something that is obviously a slip of the tongue shows a weakness in intellectual argument. And Midas, Omerta means don't talk to people and the police about your business. It obviously doesn't mean that you have to walk around all day every day like a mute. I'm getting a little annoyed about you two always trying to twist Mississippi's words when its quite clear to me and most other reasonable people exactly what he means. |
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| Reply by: NewBestFriend at May 10, '09 14:54 | |
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Actually I meant under MadeMan and I'm sure most undertood, but then again you have some that look for those mistakes right?? Midas, I sure do know what Omerta means and I sure do abide by that law. I'm not out here telling my drug prices or locals list or anything that would pertain to dishonoring my family, my leader, and my Godfather. What do we come to the streets for? To express our thoughts I thought. *takes a swig of his Moonshine* *looks at the bottle and thinks, "Im I really listening to a lowly earner?"* I gotta give up the booze. Midas your opinion holds no weight with me, but I respect it as a man. *noticing that Mississppi's Stress Free Zone has been infested with future heart patients, starts taking down his stand and loading his pick-up* *looks back at the crowd* Just wait till the next time I come out here, alot more peoples azz is going to hurt like mine! The stress stand is CLOSED! *rubs his azz gently, places a pillow on his driver seat, and drives off* *leaving the corner bare as it usually is* |
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| Reply by: Mississippi-Floyd at May 10, '09 14:58 | |
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A lowly Earner.. Son you still have much to learn, I have meet the standard of Made Man until the war also, but I did not Bragg about my Rank as you are. You were complaining before of how High ranking people think they are the shit basically right? Well you can't even follow your own guidelines, I don't see where you are going with this. You keep trying to tell people how to run things, as your father he was killed instantly for his stupidity. Everyone here knows that your blood line did not start with your father, considering what you said about Ox. Also you act as if the Rank of Made Man gives you the power of a Godfather. A lowly Earner, those words can get you swimming my dear boy. You are rude and have the worst advice I have ever seen. Just one thing, how do you think you made it so far..... By shutting your mouth isn't that correct. If you want to continue going even further, I would follow that same advice. |
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| Reply by: Midas at May 10, '09 16:23 | |
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| And thus his objective was obtained: create a ruckus, draw attention and leave to think of the next speech, useful or not, to be in the limelight again. | |
| Reply by: Adrian at May 10, '09 16:38 | |
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There is a fine line between poking fun at someone and making a contemptuous, subtle, underhanded comment. I can take humor at my own expense, but I am also insightful enough to realize when someone has issues with me and is making a smartass comment towards me. Those usually do not work out too well for people who have a problem with me. Just be careful not to step too close to the line. I may intentionally interpret your comments the wrong way if I am having a bad day. And yes, I will shoot people for no reason at all, whether it is tattooed on me or not. Hell, I might just wipe out your whole damn city while sipping a cold beverage. If you don't know me, you better ask somebody. With love, The wrong Pig to fuck with. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at May 10, '09 21:53 | |
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| Who made fun of you? | |
| Reply by: Midas at May 10, '09 22:07 | |
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| Nobody, Midas. I'm simply discussing the tangent that we seem to be on here, using myself as an actor in the example since my name has come up a number of times. People know when they cross the line, they just assume that the other people are either too dim to realize it or will not do shit about it. | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at May 10, '09 22:12 | |
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| Ohh thanks for clearin that up buddie. | |
| Reply by: Midas at May 10, '09 22:13 | |
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