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| Love you Long Time (Open RP) | Started by: Riddle on May 11, '09 07:49 |
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drink his lemonade and grab another glass well i personally don't want to get any of those things I've seen TV. are you gonna finish that?if you don't, can I? |
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| Reply by: alfie_alviano at May 12, '09 01:08 | |
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Looks to alfie now Well if I cant interest you in any of my women, how about looking at what else I have Riddle stands up and opens his trench coat which is lined with Pocket watches and gold chains of all sorts for women and men. I'll give you a two for one deal if you buy within the next 5 minutes. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 12, '09 01:30 | |
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Finally awakens from his mindless daze. Who what where what? My bad...zoning out...yeah I do got one at home Riddle...who said I was hunting anyways ;] |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 14, '09 13:03 | |
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Sipping on his lemonade Riddle looks back to Schizophrenic. A beautiful wife she must be. All beastly animals hunt at night. Hooking an empty chair with his feet, Riddle slides it towards Schizophrenic If your not here for a mistress, The least I can offer you is some lemonade. Have a glass or two with me. I promise you, its a rufie-free lemonade. No worries. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 14, '09 20:04 | |
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I'd feel sorry for you if you DID drug me. I'm not in the greatest of mood and extremely volatile. Serves himself a glass of lemonade and sits down in the chair abruptly. Slowly drinks the lemonade in search of his equilibrium. |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 14, '09 21:23 | |
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| Honest...your renting out whores. | |
| Reply by: Fever at May 14, '09 21:25 | |
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Riddle you need a business partner? Flips open his wallet and flips through the 1's. I'm a bit low on the green and hoping a friend would help out another friend in need. |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 14, '09 21:29 | |
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Sipping the lemonade listening to Schizophrenic talk when all of a sudden he hears the P word. Spitting out the lemon nearly choking at the word Riddle jumps to his feet. P . . p . . p p p . . . Did you say partner? The RedHead in the back yells, 'He sure did'. Hmm. . . I do have it good don't I. . Well I'll see what I can do. I do have a girl that is unattended at the moment and needs some guidance. Riddle yells for the busty blond, she emerges on the second of ending his sentence. I need you to go contact Old Betty Sue for me and bring her back here. Pronto. The busty blond races down the streets running in high heels like a champ with voluptuous lady lumps swinging side to side not effecting her center of balance. What a sight. Riddle looking to Schizophrenic now while Schizophrenic dust the cob webs out of his wallet, he takes a seat next to him. Yeah Old Betty Sue, Great gal. You'll love her. A bit on the animal erotica side but hey, for every crooked pot, there is a crooked lid. No worries. Can I interest you in a wrist watch? Riddle points to his coat. I have everything from wrist watches to 'I dont want to mention where they go' piercings. Feel free to browse. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 14, '09 22:54 | |
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Schizo leans back in his chair slightly, enjoying his lemonade. I think I'll do fine. Pulls up the left sleeve of his suit jacket to reveal a golden watch. It was my great-grandfather Skitzo's, somewhat of an heirloom. Also got his '38 Chevy with the top chopped. ;] Looking clean and rolling deep has always been a trait passed down from generation to generation. Schizo reaches into his suit and retrieves the gold-plated Zippo light to relight his cigar, which had burned out. Hold the lighter in his hand for a moment examining the cursive S engraved on in. Yup... just a part of life right? Sips his lemonade and waits to see what kind of work is to be done. |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 16, '09 03:56 | |
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Riddle and Schizo are lounging around on the sidewalk on in lawn chairs sipping on lemonade. Passing a few words to each other while Schizo shows off his family medallions passed down from father to son. Thats a nice watch you got. Give ya $150 for it. No? Trade ya for it then. 2 for 1. You sure do have the tools, Just a question of do you have the Heavy hand. Cause you need the heavy hand. Allow me to demonstrate. STRAW! Riddle yells as the red head drops straws in everybody's drink. Is that awesome or what? Took me a while to get it down. But Old Betty Sue should be arriving any moment now. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 20, '09 21:49 | |
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HEAVY hand, eh? I can handle my own, know what I mean? Schizo motions the red head over with a head gesture and a smile. The red head leans down and Schizo whispers a thing or two into her ear. Schizo sits there enjoying the back massage he is now getting from the red head. My hands don't need to do much, just a simple bit of talking to, maybe a few slices of bread here and there, but never any HAND work. Schizo reaches into his pocket and slips the red head a 50 dollar bill. And this watch? I'll trade it to you for your life, because there isn't a way on God's green earth I'd give it up. Leaning forward in the chair, somewhat, taking a drink from his lemonade. So you got any extra business? |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 21, '09 00:15 | |
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Jokes comes walking down the street with his hand on his stomach. Smoking a ciggarette with the other. His hat pulled down low. As he comes to schizo and Riddle he pushes his hat up to see better. Evening fellas. Business has me back in town, thought I'd swing by. How are thing's since we've last spoke? |
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| Reply by: Jokes at May 21, '09 00:26 | |
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Just as Riddle speaks, the busty blonde returns with Old Betty Sue. Speaking of the devil. Sure do. What you think of her? Betty come over and say hi to Schizo. Betty walks over to Riddle and places a kiss on his cheek then walks over to Schizo. Schizo looking her up and down now. Betty Sue sporting the eye patch. She lost her eye back in Russia a few years back. Riddle spots Jokes walking up from two blocks away. Jokes! Come by to see a friend or looking for some company. Stay awhile and have a cup. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 21, '09 00:30 | |
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Jokes accepts a cup thankfully. But scratches his head while he looks around for a place to sit. Errm, got a spare chair back there? I'd accept one of your woman, but I just heard a speech on STDs from the doc, got me a little nervous at the moment. May have to pass on that one. Jokes leans against a wall and takes a drag from his smoke, and sips his delicious lemonade. This is good stuff you got here. |
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| Reply by: Jokes at May 21, '09 00:43 | |
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Schizo gets up from his chair and stretches, walking up to Jokes and motioning to the free chair. You can have it bro. Schizo calmly reaches into his suit and withdraws the golden cigar case and the zippo. He takes out a cigar, lights it, and returns his luxuries to their rightful places. Calmly smokes the cigar while observing the merchandise. So like I said, Riddle, what do you think of my proposition? |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 21, '09 02:58 | |
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HandBanana walks up to Riddle 'Hey baby can you back that ass up'? just joking big boy let me see here i will take Lady Red Bush for 25$ and the Blondie Bombshell for $1500, oh and one more thing im going to need that glass of lemonade for whats in plan. HandBanana starts to sing Thick Or Thin Big Or Short Vaseline will get it in |
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| Reply by: HandBanana at May 21, '09 03:27 | |
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HandBanana Startles Riddle Hey man you cant just walk up to me and do that. Riddle looks around. I got a reputation to uphold. Riddle mutters something under his breath as he fixes his tie. Ok lets see, Cash up front and then handle your business. If ya need a place to mingle, That's 500 on top of that. Enjoy and remember, None of that kinky stuff. That's also Extra. The two girl grab HandBanana by the hand leading him to the alley. I mean it! No kinky stuff! Riddle yells |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 21, '09 03:51 | |
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| Please kinky is my middle name i will pay extra just look at Lady Red Bush over there she wants kinky. | |
| Reply by: HandBanana at May 21, '09 04:21 | |
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Miles passes by Jokes walking down the same street going in opposite directions. Miles is thinking to himself... There is a lot of beauty in Brunettes, wish I could have one of those right now! Miles ponders upon the wonderful thought that has crossed his mind. |
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| Reply by: MilesEdgeworth at May 21, '09 04:39 | |
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Riddle notices Miles Hey you! Move it along. No window shopping. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 21, '09 04:49 | |
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