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| The MoJo Show #2 Brick_P. This is your Life | Started by: Money-B on May 17, '09 14:58 |
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The theme music crackles over your radio as you settle in for episode 2 of your favorite show Good Day Folks and thank you for having Jono and I back for yet another striking episode of The MoJo Show ... cue the Rockets and Orchestra As usual we will have to give the basic legal disclaimers, basically rendering us completely Teflon from anything that is said with in...
I think you will enjoy the show today, since Brick Pollitt spanked Jono with a metal scouring pad over being left out of our last episode we decided to tribute this ENTIRE show to you Don Pollitt. So with out further ado Brick_Pollitt THIS IS YOUR LIFE We will start with a little walk down memory lane: We will start with High school since well the Dr who delivered apparently went on immediate leave for "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder" and the orphanage when asked question's about your early years simply kept saying "It's a hard knock life for me" and "The sun will come, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollars that tomorrow" It was rather scary to be honest. Holds up a picture of Brick_Pollitt wearing a letterman jacket covered in pins Well Brick apparently you were quite the athlete in school, I have it on good authority you were quite the stud with the "shuttle cock" if you know what I mean. That is right folks our very own BP was a Varsity Badminton Star. But it did not stop there, no sir it didn't did it? You were a dual sport star, well if you consider being the Captain of the Bingo Club a second sport. I guess we know where you get all of those rippling muscles now. Holds up a picture of Brick_Pollitt holding up a plaque for graduation That is right, BP you were also one of the honorable mention students in your graduation class. Out of a class of approximately 50 graduating students our BP graduated 65th in his class. We are still trying to figure out the math on that but from what his principle told us here at MoJo there were 5 freshmen, 6 Sophomores and 4 Juniors who all scored high on similar work than our fair Brick. If you ask me I think he was sand bagging it Academically, you know so that he kept his "Jock" persona intact. Holds up a picture of Brick with his college degree Now BP we are all proud of you for this, coming from an Orphanage and navigating the trappings of being a High School Badminton stud. You managed to graduate College, allegedly being the first in your family to do so. I was unaware though sir that pocket pool was a legitimate college sport to letter in. Congratulations are in order; you are all looking at the NCAA Div. 4 AAA All American Pocket Pool Champion. I am told this is no easy feat to overcome. Holds up the final picture of BP standing next to what looks like a sleazy shoe salesman Yes sir this is your life, that is before tripping into this life of crime that has done you so well. By now I am sure you all realize just what a catch Mr. Pollitt is, Pepper would attest to the pure animal magnetism oozing off of the ole Brickster. Well it wasn't always Shuttle Cocks, Bingo and Pocket Pool no sir. After college he had to pay the bills, that gentleman standing next to our good Brick is indeed the one and only Shamus "O'Toole" Manhandle... That is right, the depression had set in and Brick was faced with the daunting task of finding work. Well the only business that seemed to be hiring was Man v Man stag films. It was here that he met, Pepper who introduced him to our world. Brick we are sure glad you did not go through with your burgeoning acting career. I mean really what would your "industry" name have been Brick "twiggy" Pollitt ? Jono, I understand you have some quotes or terms of endearment from those whom call BP a peer? |
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Well folks. I have been running around bugging near enough the whole of the underground to find out exactly what they think about or what quote would best describe our beloved Don Pollitt. Here are what they said. Enjoy...
He made that wall himself ya know! All he needed was bricks and Dr Pepper.
Uhm... What? I hope they hit him in the head.
Very nice words there from a very nice man.
Damn right he is a hard man. He once cracked a chessnut with nothing but his pecs.
Oh god, Anyone looking for a new Made Man? I am hard working and loyal and write about random cra....
Now this is a man after Brick's heart.
Shake a that arse!
No wonder he is always looking well dressed and pressed. Well, that is all for today guys. Money-B and I really hope you enjoyed the show and tune in with us for next weeks show. So far we've had random mafiosi quotes and Brick Pollitt: THIS IS YOUR LIFE! What ever could be next? Love always. The MoJo Show |
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| Reply by: Jonizzel at May 17, '09 14:58 | |
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Wipes a tear from his eye and pulls his gun from his shoulder holster. Now, where did Money-B and Jonizzel go to? Haven't seen them around since they came out here with this fabulous piece of shi...art. As for my accomplishments, all true. I am excellent at shuttle cock and pocket pool. Oh, and the quotes...Hysterical. I loved 'em. Every one. As for my beloved Pepper - thanks dear. For never letting me live that down. One other comment - I ALWAYS hall the Oates. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at May 17, '09 19:00 | |
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Ah, Brick. Oates is imaginary, my friend. You were talking about oats. Hauling them into that cellar you refer to as "the red ledge". Perhaps you're getting out of touch. Maybe time was of the essence. Either way, you have a rich girl to attend to back in New Orleans - treat her well, treat her right, and make sure she doesn't start relying on your wallet. Quietly leaning in to Brick_Pollitt, he whispered to him. And give her some new shoes already, please? |
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| Reply by: Vicodin at May 17, '09 23:49 | |
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| ah hahah i am the proud son of my father brick | |
| Reply by: THE-SAINT at May 18, '09 00:00 | |
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| Who's Brick_Politt?? | |
| Reply by: Mac at May 18, '09 02:14 | |
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looks to the phone lines to see an interesting call We usually don't take calls here on the MoJo Show BUT I will make an exception..
Mac, I guess we failed to answer your question. Even though that was the whole point :( In a nutshell Brick_Pollitt is a Shuttle Cock Playing, Bingo calling, Pocket Pool Champion with a slightly scary brush in the Man V Man "Industry" . wonders out loud Perhaps the next MoJo show will be about Mac? |
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| Reply by: Money-B at May 18, '09 16:32 | |
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