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| Kes, or Enemas | Started by: maxwell on Nov 02, '07 23:45 |
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Maxwell, I tip my hat to you good sir for answering with respect. I understand full heartedly. nzn, watch your tongue. I did nothing to deserve your disrespect. Stop while you are ahead. Thank you. ProphetOfDoom turns around and leaves quietly. |
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| Reply by: ProphetOfDoom at Nov 03, '07 15:06 | |
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"Since one of my jobs is greasing the local politicians, I am familiar with their polling tactics." Yipes, man. Just yipes. There are women present. Even if there aren't, I'm sure a sentence like that could corrupt long after the initial oration. It's the verbal equivalent of mustard gas. That kind of lewdness just hangs in the air... Conversely, should you want to drop me a word or two about all -- and I do mean all -- the grizzly details, my mailbox is always open. Don't make me beg. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 03, '07 15:12 | |
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You are aware, of course, that "greasing" refers to paying someone off, and has nothing to do with lubricating a "poll"? I'm casting my vote for herpes. |
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| Reply by: maxwell at Nov 03, '07 15:23 | |
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| With friends like Kes, who needs enema's? | |
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 03, '07 15:43 | |
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Prophet, don't say me watch my tongue when you can't control your brains. Thx |
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| Reply by: nzn at Nov 03, '07 17:13 | |
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| It doesn't matter,I encounter them both very rarely...even so it is an encounter that scars your inner being for months. | |
| Reply by: Iron_Lung at Nov 03, '07 17:15 | |
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ProphetOfDoom lets out a long series of laughter before catching his breath to respond. I am not going to try and have a battle of intelligence with someone who is clearly improperly equipped. You don't have the problems of not being able to control your brain seeing as you lack one. If you had one you'd be able to at the very least string a sentence together correctly. |
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| Reply by: ProphetOfDoom at Nov 03, '07 17:41 | |
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maxwell, I feel I have to come and say that Kes, although intoxicated 95% of the time, is a great lad. I have this great moving that my friends in Hollywoodland prepared for me. You see, we sat him in an electric chair and turned it all the way up. Oh man, those are good times, watching a drunken, 80 lb man get the piss shocked out of him...good times, good times. My vote is for Kes as the later just doesn't satisfy me in the way a Kes can. |
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| Reply by: PR_Rep at Nov 03, '07 21:37 | |
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| Battle of intelligence hmmm sounds like you want broom in your ass. | |
| Reply by: nzn at Nov 04, '07 07:22 | |
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nzn, this discussion is not about a battle or sodomy by broom. It is about Kes and enemas. Please try to stay on topic. I stick by the fact that the discomfort caused by Kes lasts a lifetime. Just last night I had nightmares that re-enacted stories he has told.. Ok and a few by this bloke named Evsie... I think Ganelon should be consulted about this. I heard they have a very special relationship that involves singing love songs and holding each other close. |
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| Reply by: Three at Nov 04, '07 11:17 | |
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| go find girls and talk about that striptease dancer with them. | |
| Reply by: nzn at Nov 04, '07 12:58 | |
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| I vote enema on the grounds that I reckon' an Enema would rank quicker... | |
| Reply by: -Fredio- at Nov 04, '07 13:08 | |
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Kes is 80 lbs now? He put some weight on! You have to love Kes. You can't not love the guy. I can't think of anyone who has made me laugh as much as he has over the years. Sure, he's a drunk. Okay, he may steal your women. Fiiiiine, if you want to bring up the whole cleanliness thing. And yes, there was the whole spooning thing with Raymond that was ALMOST enough to tip the scale... but overall, the kid's a legend. |
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| Reply by: Barclays at Nov 04, '07 18:32 | |
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For the record... There was no spooning... Thank you and good day. (I do vote for Kes though) |
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| Reply by: Ganelon at Nov 05, '07 00:56 | |
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| *Tries not to laugh* | |
| Reply by: Gaara at Nov 05, '07 01:00 | |
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There was so spooning and singing! Squishy can back it up! I bet even Kes himself would! She pouts and starts to sniffle. Why are you always so mean to me Ganelon? I thought you hearted me. |
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| Reply by: Three at Nov 05, '07 02:02 | |
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww I feel so loved, but can I just say.... To anyone that has not voted for me on the basis they dont know me, you will never be loved...NEVER!!!! Pfft, my family used to be a big deal around here you know!! (before people think I am being up my own ass, that comment is a little light hearted, only a little mind as yeah I guess I am being a little up my own ass) Three, I will sex wee on your sweet face if you dont change your vote, and you know thats no joke!! Anyone else who doesnt change their vote gets fucked in the eye, why?? Because it turns me on, oooohhh yeah!! Ganelon, there was spooning, I have come to a point in my life where I can hold my hands up and admit I got spooned by Ganelon whilst I was sleeping. Its ok, you can do it again next week if you really want to! Max, hahaha, I poop in your face!!! I am sooooooooo in the lead. *Gets back in his short bus and starts to drive off with PR_Rep sat on the back seat merrily licking the window* |
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| Reply by: FornyMotherHooker at Nov 05, '07 07:45 | |
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| I refuse to change my vote on the grounds that eye-sex sounds like a good plan. | |
| Reply by: -Fredio- at Nov 05, '07 08:43 | |
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*Puts on a pair of goggles, a nose plug, a bathing cap, and keeps her mouth shut.* I'm sticking with the enema dear... The sex wee threat won't work on me! |
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| Reply by: Three at Nov 05, '07 11:05 | |
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| Good God. I thought he'd actually found a way to get Three to keep her mouth shut for a minute... Too much to hope for really. | |
| Reply by: Barclays at Nov 05, '07 11:13 | |
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