WhereWasI is digging in a graveyard somewhere in The Loop and it was drizzling out. After a long while of digging with a wrench, a metal clinking noise can be heard, he had found the grave. He opens the grave to see a skeleton in a suit with a party hat on. Which causes WhereWasI to mutter,

"I hate you Ajani and Jono..."

He begins searching the grave further and further but with no luck. The item he was looking for isn't here. In frustration, he began to start crushing the remains and breaking the bones with his digging wrench for a few moments. After finally start to collect himself, WhereWasI notices it's begin to rain at a much faster pace and the grave is starting to fill up so he quickly sticks one of his wrenches in the side of the grave and uses it as a step to escape the grave. As he's walking to his car one could notice the grave was starting to flood over at this point and the bones had actually floated up to the top of the surface, so that anyone passing by might be would likely notice the floating skull still with the party hat attached.

In the car, WhereWasI began driving towards old man Jono's grandson Jono's place. Upon arriving at the Alara Head Quarters, WhereWasI noticed a typical lackadaisical approach from those nearby as he walked up to the door. WhereWasI began to turn the knob when he noticed... it was locked. Out of frustration he grabbed his wrench and hit the door knob as hard as he could. The knob fell off to his shock and the door slowly opened. This was not enough to make the people of Fort Alara begin to act, which worried WhereWasI a bit but he continued onward. Stumbling through the hallways he eventually found a room with a sign etched in crayon on the door, it read:

No Girls Allowed 

Future Leader of Fort Izzel

WhereWasI knew, this had to be the room of his prey. He stormed the door, hit the Scouse Jono in the face with a wrench and began shaking him while yelling, "Where is it?!? Where is lronSight's legacy?!?"

Jono replied,

"I have no idea what you're talking about!"

WhereWasI hit him with the wrench again,

"Don't lie to me! I heard your father Hubert had the balls to use it as part of his costume this past Halloween!"

Jono shrugged,

"I have no idea what you're talking about now nor would I ever. That was my father's business and as you can see by my Fort he only left me the world's most precious of resources!"

WhereWasI begins looking around the rooms seeing massive piles of hubcaps and transistor radios. WhereWasI then walks over to the pile of hub caps and begins striking them with his wrench as hard as he can. Jono had burst into tears and began yelling,

"I have no idea what you're talking about! I honestly don't know anything!"

WhereWasI believed him. He appeared to be telling the truth so he began to walk over to let the man go when he felt a firm grip in a place hands don't belong... He turned to see Ajani standing behind him. Ajani smiled and then said,

"Now, now, precious... we just started having fun. Where do you think you're off to at such a late hour in the night."

Terrified, WhereWasI threw his wrench at the perverted Godfather's foot and ran to the door finally understanding why no one cared if he broke into Fort Alara. There was a very creepy man lurking in the shadows to deal with any who dared, and WhereWasI was lucky to escape with his life and dignity still intact.

Jonestown witnesses the fracas, the melee, the exchange of words and is unsure of what to do.  Suddenly, as if gripped by a wave of understanding, he leaps forward

STOP!!!  HELP!!!  Seize him!  Grab him!  He is a BURGLAR!  He is a THIEF!  He is a taker of goods that ARE NOT his.  His he a vagabond, a cad, a curr, a dog, a pig, a rotter, a rapscallion, a hallion!

Adressing the criminal, Jonestown starts to shout loudly:

You're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.!!