| May 19 - 09:44:54 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| Pickpocketing the Resurrected | Started by: DorkRourke on May 20, '09 21:42 |
|
While taking his daily stroll through the streets, moving from one milk crate to the next, DorkRourke stops at a rather intriguing speech. Mid-way through he feels a slight tug on his slacks. Quickly turning around, he grasps the arm of a young mafioso. "You're gonna have to be quicker than that pal." Opening up his wallet he removes a few bucks and tosses it to the kid. "A little something for your troubles." Leaving the kid with a wink and a smile, Dork makes his way onto an open milk crate. "Ladies, gentlemen, rodents, and Rourkes; If I may have your attention for a moment. This moment forward I am declaring the entire Relentless Resurrected crew One Hundred Percent, Pickpocket Friendly! That's right, you heard me correct, no matter where you find us, no matter the position we hold feel free to take a swim in our pockets. Don't ask! Don't return the money! You don't even need to identify yourself! Dork gives a big grin, the light shines off of his marvelous smile, then carries on I am personally a fan of the Pickpocketing without the need to ask. This is the mafia! The whole Resurrected clan has been notified of this new arrangement so get your hands warmed up, our pockets are open for business! |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
|
May 20, '09 21:54 Preston_Franks took $66 from you. Off to a good start! |
|
| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 20, '09 21:55 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
I salute you for this stance! And I will be pickpocket people as soon as my fingers get out of these awkward finger casts.... |
|
| Reply by: Pickles at May 20, '09 22:04 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Wooop :D I will surly be happy to let people try and pick my pockets all they want! | |
| Reply by: PicTionary at May 20, '09 22:05 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Pickles dear, what happened to you that you're in a cast? | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 20, '09 22:07 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Unfortunately, not everyone is amenable to having my hands in their pockets. | |
| Reply by: Pickles at May 20, '09 22:22 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Ohhh I see I see. I wish to put my hands in your pockets sometime! My pockets are now friendly, so don't be a stranger | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 20, '09 22:24 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Success! That BUM forked over Lint! May 20, '09 23:00 You PICKPOCKETED! PicTionary. |
|
| Reply by: Riddle at May 20, '09 23:06 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
:) Nice grab Can I have the pic of you mom back from my wallet though? Pic giggles to himself a bit .. ya but really, I want that picture :P |
|
| Reply by: PicTionary at May 20, '09 23:11 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Want a picture of my sister also? She isn't too bad. Hands it over to PicTionary |
|
| Reply by: Riddle at May 20, '09 23:47 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Naw just the one will do.. Puts the picture in his pocket |
|
| Reply by: PicTionary at May 21, '09 06:51 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
[shouts out loud] ill be pickpoceting all over new york OPEN SEASON!!!!!!!! |
|
| Reply by: williexv1 at May 21, '09 13:40 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Ah, my boy you seem to have misunderstood me, we will not be pickpocketing at will, we shall be pickpocketed at will. | |
| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 21, '09 13:53 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Correct, all of us are Pickpocket friendly now, but we're going to be respectful and ask others before intruding in their pants... Erm, pockets I mean. | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 21, '09 15:57 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| What a brave and totally original stance. Bra-fucking-vo. | |
| Reply by: AidanOBrien at May 21, '09 18:38 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Fayth wanders over and giggles at Dork If its ok I'll just stick to molesting you if your ok with that? <fayth winks="" at="" dork="" and="" walks="" off="" to="" find="" other="" speeches="" /> |
|
| Reply by: Fayth at May 21, '09 18:59 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
