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| True stupid stories - Loosen Up! | Started by: TurBin on May 21, '09 11:01 |
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Really Stupid People - Something to say WTF to.lol Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder. A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop. |
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| lol ($($(~TurBin~)$)$) | |
| Reply by: TurBin at May 21, '09 11:02 | |
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| What the heck are "nuclear weapons?" | |
| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 21, '09 11:03 | |
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| nukes | |
| Reply by: TurBin at May 21, '09 11:07 | |
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| Nuke? What's that? Is it a drink? Can I get it at the bar down the street? Hmm.. | |
| Reply by: Angela_Baker at May 21, '09 11:15 | |
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Nuclear weapons sounds like one hell of a gun to acquire! 11:48 You acquired a Nuclear Weapon Would take a hell of alot of bodyguards to stop that one, I think... *thinks to himself, "Nuclear Weapon, I think I'll go create one* *and at that point was the birth of Nuclear warfare* |
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| Reply by: Mississippi-Floyd at May 21, '09 11:49 | |
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"Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed." I have to admit that it was pretty ingenious, rather than a "WTF" moment. |
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| Reply by: Adrian at May 21, '09 17:35 | |
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Okay, I have one. I do not know the place. But, a large black man walked into a store armed with a loaded double-barrel shotgun. He went up to the store clerk and demanded the cash, who put it in a brown paper bag. The robber sat his gun on the counter to look through the money, and the clerk took his gun. |
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| Reply by: Fever at May 22, '09 14:49 | |
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Now I have one that takes the cake. SirSammyRourke and I took a trip out to rob the bank. We sat in the car right before I sent him in and asked him "Do we need to go over the plan one more time?" A bit offended he replied back "No, I've got this" I handed him a rope and he went inside. Much time had passed and I began to get worried, finally he came running out dragging a safe behind him that he had tied up with the rope. Slightly confused, it all made sense when I saw the guard running out after him, his pants around his ankles. A bit frustrated I yelled out "No Sammy, you got it backwards, I said tie the guard and blow the safe!" |
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| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 22, '09 15:03 | |
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Hehehe.... Perfect shot. |
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| Reply by: Fever at May 22, '09 15:07 | |
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| Thank God for stupid people, else I'd have nothing to laugh at all day. | |
| Reply by: Dr_Pickles at May 22, '09 19:14 | |
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