Opening an enormous book that looked like it could hold a thousand novels, TeQ takes a deep breath

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have in my hands the largest collection of mafia history known to this world. Taken from my own bloodline's memoirs and various other information points, I believe it to be the most accurate records kept. As and when I am able to, I shall be giving you an 'on this day' moment in our fair streets, it will entail of various snippets of speeches, actions and general noise of what happened that day.

On this day... 12 years ago!

Statement from mobster Il_Padrino;

"The Valentine’s Massacre (the first ever V-day) still fresh in our memory, with coroners still trying to clean certain less attended parts of our beloved cities, the thirst for blood is apparently still not quenched. Left and right, Mafioso are dropping dead, as bullets whir, rivers swallow concrete, and worms do their worst."

"Among the many victims, some including leaders of newly formed crews, one particularly sad case stands out. A man of God, Father_Banabeto was cowardly shot in the back off his head by an assassin as he was leading a sermon in the Saint Louis Cathedral in New Orleans."

"Police officers have managed to track down the shooter, who happens to be under the newly appointed boss, Anc. They visited him today at his headquarters and enquired if the person in question was there. Anc told them he'd check."

"Anc returned to tell them that the killer had an unfortunate accident while descending a flight of stairs. God works in mysterious ways… "

Also that day...

BURGER MIXUP NEARLY CAUSES MIGDONALDS CLOSURE

Following an earlier claim by a patron that a MigDonalds burger caused their death (lol), the Enviromental Health Agency were on the point of closing the highly succesful food chain. The restaurants run by the President of the World, Mr Miguel, were accused of not using 100% Moose meat as they claimed.

The reputation of the President was, however, saved by Dr Crippin, who, on examining the evidence, stated that the cause of death had been from the victim eating an inferior McDonalds burger. Further tests confirmed that MigDonalds only sell 100% Moose meat burgers as they advertise.

Mr. Miguel was not available for comment, but a close friend is quoted as saying that the President is relieved that the charges have been dropped, but had no real worries as the charges were obviously false.

One last droplet... to show a completely different attitude between era's!

REWARDS OFFERED:

Gray_Mosquito is offering $400,000 for the witness of -Death-´s killer.
 
Crowfoot would like to offer a reward of $210,000 for the killer of Flat_Line!
 
Snoopy-Dog is paying $100,000 for a witness of tony-da-fist’s death contact either snoopy-dog or WolfieRatBoy.
 
I'm offering the witness of Stawros being wacked $50000. Contact WolfieRatBoy.
 
Witness’s for the Wack of Stawros a person is paying $50,000 Contact –WrB- for information.
 
Hollowpoint is paying $40,000 for the witness to come forward with some information about the killer of Sephoria.

Hope you enjoyed today's history lesson! More to comes soon!

~TeQ

BURGER MIXUP NEARLY CAUSES MIGDONALDS CLOSURE

Ahh, MgD's.... the stories grandpappy would tell me about the wild parties that went on there.

- The vans that shuttled back and forth from McG's and Presidential Dwelling, AKA, The Migul Institute for the Criminally Insane...

- The noob shooting parties at the docks, while scarfing down the McG's special "MadCow BeefBurgers".

I would love to be a reporter. :)

Father_Teq, I appreciate reading these dated pieces of information. Learning about our past, be it here or from somewhere else helps us grow and learn. I do look forward to reading more of these tidbit of information.