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| A quick song! | Started by: Alfonse_Gangitano on May 25, '09 04:20 |
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Alfonse slowly steps out of the cab and walks to the middle of the road, a car begins honking at him. he pulls his Pistol out and pumps a round into the mans head, with a smile he adds. Argh much better. G'day all you lot the names Alfonse Gangitano, Im a fair dinkum, true blue aussie. and ive got a song for you all. He drags a concrete slab out of the cab and lays it down, he then clears his throat begins to sing. I hate the new aged guys I'm a chauvinist I live on beer and pies Tried to tell ya But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Huh, don't brush me teeth Yesterday I lied But all me mates gave me a real good alibi Thanks guys, (no worries mate) I really went out drinkin' I told you I was at work Don't ask me for commitment 'Coz it's something I will shirk I'm a bloke, I'm an Ocker And I really love your knockers I'm a labourer by day I piss up all me pay Watchin' footy on TV Just feed me more VB Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away Or take me as I am This may mean you'll have to fetch another can Rest assured, if I start to make you breakfast I'm going to extremes But tomorrow I'll get shit-faced And today won't mean a thing I'm a bloke, I'm a Yobbo And me best mates name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarette I dress in flannelette Shearer's singlet, that is blue Throw in a few tattoos You know you wouldn't want me any other way When you think, you've got me figured out The seasons already changing (from footy to cricket) I think its cool when I act like a tool And me mates try to shave me |
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Riddle hears a man singing from afar and takes his left shoe off. Riddle springs off his right foot and chucks the shoe in the mans direction Boom! Right in the kisser, I hit the guy in the face, With my left shoe I threw, He stumbled with no kind of grace. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 25, '09 04:30 | |
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| hums walzting matilda and then runs | |
| Reply by: Marc_Jamieson at May 25, '09 19:26 | |
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I think I'm in the wrong field of medicine. I should open up an asylum. I'd make a fortune of these people. Did you forget to take your medication today? |
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| Reply by: Dr_Pickles at May 25, '09 22:37 | |
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| Sir i am expressing my heritage via song, respect this or i will be forced to put your tongue to my boot. | |
| Reply by: Alfonse_Gangitano at May 26, '09 03:21 | |
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| Yes, your heritage . . . I still think I'm perfectly within my rights to write you a perscription for some medication. It will make you feel better about being an Ausie. Or at least express it less in public. | |
| Reply by: Dr_Pickles at May 26, '09 03:56 | |
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