A man walks briskly by and a sheet of paper falls out of his hands as he continues to walk.
A notice to the Better Business Bureau
The Aphotic Factory's first week was one of struggles and over coming such struggles.
After the Factory's opening I, Aphotic_Bulldog was hired to oversee the production of... product.
This is not an appointment I have taken lightly after my career in carpentry I spent a long time Vegaboning if you will allow me to create such a term. How lucky was I to receive a position of management from a man whom I had no previous business interaction with what so ever,
despite previous government accusations.
Anyways, FatherGordon has been appointed Assistant Manager, Ass. Man. if you will. He has stepped into his role well making sure product gets distributed properly to our clients.
Fever is our floor man, he had an unfortunate accident with his hand and a machine but I guarantee that he will recover and be back to new in no time.
As for our pill packers we have gained some bright and shiny faces, and ugly one or two, but mostly bright and shiny.
Finally I would like to report our total taxable net gain of $45 that I found on the floor.
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