(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmrruyaZUL0)

1:00 AM, Metropolitan Museum of Art, 5th Avenue, New York City.

AbrahamLincoln, Dixxie-Normous, and Woodpond are at the Met taking some valuables. They planned this heist for days watching the place, counting the guards, and waiting for the most vulnerable time of day to make their move. After getting what they came for they would sell it all to a guy up in Albany.

Abraham Lincoln: Dixxie put that down!

Dixxie was holding a painting by Vincent van Gogh

Dixxie-Normous: What? It looks nice I'mma place it in my bedroom

AbrahamLincoln smacks the painting from Dixxie's hands

Dixxie-Normous: The hell was that for?

AbrahamLincoln: We didn't come here for your bedroom decorations. Now come on we got some shit to get

The crew makes their way to the second floor, they overhear two guards talking and hide in the shadows.

Security Guard: You hear about that Tyler Durden? Donated Two million to fix this place up yesterday. Say's it's all about preserving the artwork in here.

Security Guard #2: That Durden guy is pretty shady but he has money and money talks.

The security guards walk away and the crew continues on their way. They reach the second floor and Abraham Lincoln smiles

Abraham Lincoln: Alright boys lets do this shit

They start taking some of the paintings from the walls and start putting them in bags. They nab The Scream, The Starry night, The Mona Lisa, as well as some work by Pablo Picasso. Just as they are finishing up a security guard comes out of the bathroom

Woodpond: Shit!

The security guard starts shooting at the crew they take what they can and run for it. They manage to jump out of a window, landing in some garbage. They go around the corner where they parked their getaway car and make their escape

AbrahamLincoln: Fuck!

Dixxie-Normous: At least we got some of the stuff we can still get something for this

AbrahamLincoln: Yeah yeah...