​It started out as a normal day, reverandmm80 was busting his ass jailbreaking, making micro deals trying to score a buck here and there where he could. When all the sudden he received a mob mail from someone named Ryann. He was still pretty new to this thing of ours, so getting mail from someone unfamiliar to him wasn't all that uncommon. Figuring someone was looking for a Witness Statement, he didnt answer it immediately, but did as soon as he finished what business he was attending to at the time. But the mail was not looking for information, it was from what he perceived  to be a woman. She made small talk, so he checked out her profile and saw his friend PaleRider's name appeared. Now rev and Palerider's history go back to when rev first arrived on these shores, and they have been close friends ever since, so he figured this was his buddy fucking with him as usual. But it turns out it was not, while yes he knew her, he had not sent her to bother rev just to mess with him. Well he decided to be friendly and not mark her down as some psycho chick, but he was guarded and very cautious making sure he never said too much that could get him, or his family shot.

      As the days went by, he noticed he was talking to her more, and more, and he was liking her more and more. He would look forward to her mails because she was very unpredictable, and he found her to be extremely entertaining. A few more months went by and she had become a very close friend of his. They were mailing back and forth constantly, and she gave him her phone number one day and said to text her anytime he wanted to, so rev, being the eternal smart ass he is did so immediately and told her to shut it! So the rest of the day she was at work she would text him when she had time. After doing this for a few days, she was at work and Rev had to leave for work. Rev works night shift and he drives for a living so he is readily available and right on cue she sends him a text and says Im going to call you, well unknowing to her, rev had INDEED talked to a woman on the phone before and sure as hell wasnt afraid of her so he called her bluff and said go for it. And she did, and they talked 10 min while she was on break. Then she called him on her way home from work, and has EVERY day since. 

      In all the hours we have spent together we have shared  many many laughs, and a few tears. We have told each other secrets no one else knows about each other, and things we hold sacred. You have truly become my partner, and without a doubt my better half, but more importantly you have become my best friend. 

     Ryann, I cant picture myself without you, nor do I want to even try. Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife, and making me the happiest man in the world? Will you become Mrs. Reverandmm80?

Thanks my brother. But Im waiting patiently for an answer!!

Blessings! May this union be bound by eternal love and consummated by a fucking plethora of spilled seed, so much so that it will take a legion of slaves to remove the fucking stains.  Honor each other with love and may good fortune be with you throughout fucking life together!  Hail Batiatus!

DominicG was walking by watching the commotion. He laughed to himself looking at the crowd listening to their responses. Noticing the tattoo on the gentleman that just proposed said "Beat Ryann-- within and inch of her life." He paused a moment why would she say yes if he beat her with an inch of her life. He shrugged and spoke,

"Well congratulations and good luck." He clapped for them and mumbled under his breath, "Looks like she'll need it."