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| A lil bit about yourself | Started by: Baked_36 on Jun 05, '09 14:20 |
| I wanna get to know the people behind the names n shit, I think itd be cool, ill start off... NO LIARS tryin to sound cool! | |
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| I'm an 8 foot tall 450 pound bodybuilder from Botswana. | |
| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jun 05, '09 14:21 | |
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| Well I started this, so here i go: My name is Kyle Im from Grand Forks North Dakota USA, I turned 18 a couple months ago, I just got out of 24 months of lockup/intensive drug n alcohol treatment, yea i still do that shit,as soon as i got off the federal probation that followed, in fact im freakin out cuz i havent been high for 2 days. Im 5'11" 210lbs but NOT fat, I can dunk n everything... I might play college basketball as starting SG n football as a ROLB or Halfback soon. I started playin cuz i like crime rpg stuff. Ive been homeless twice n it SUCKS n i now live with my family again. Tryin to get a job.. n thats about it. I hope ppl post to this | |
| Reply by: Baked_36 at Jun 05, '09 14:29 | |
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| lol baked my company just went under ive been sittin on unemployment for about a month , i wrecked my brand new car a couple weeks ago, my mom is having this cancer surgery today, they have to take one of her eyes out, she might not make it they say, im 21 years old i live in florida, and all my friends are drug dealers or do some kinda illegal activity, but me im on a road where college is what im applying for im hoping to get in really soon after i take this placement test, and hopefully get my car back, and straighten out my life just a tab, | |
| Reply by: ripmasta at Jun 05, '09 14:57 | |
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| I'm an 7 foot 11 inches tall 449 pound bodybuilder from Botswana. | |
| Reply by: Rhuarc at Jun 05, '09 15:43 | |
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| hello my real name is robbie i turned 16 three months ago,im from carlow in ireland and im 6ft 5 inches so im tall and taller than all my family,i work in a bar once a week just for something to do and for the money, i play football ,hurling,soccer and sometimes rugby, im still in secondry school and i think thats it | |
| Reply by: trickynicky at Jun 05, '09 15:57 | |
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| of course, the guys with the power gotta start shit. | |
| Reply by: Baked_36 at Jun 05, '09 16:00 | |
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| welll im a boy kinda high i really like this game | |
| Reply by: Shippi at Jun 05, '09 16:48 | |
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They're not starting shit. They're mocking you. I think it came as quite a surprise to everyone here that colleges these days were recruiting at Youth Detention Facilities. Not only that, but they are promising starting positions to these recruits before they even start matriculating or try out for the team. It must have been a busy two years - simultaneously serving time in between being homeless and being a star athlete of such caliber that universities would overlook your federal convictions and enthusiastically recruit you while you were getting high. So...yeah...it's not starting shit. It's a hearty "LOL" at the kid trying to look like a badass. On a side note, I'm a Samoan professional wrestler named Toa Moa the Mighty Dragon. My wife is Lucy Liu. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Jun 05, '09 16:58 | |
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| I am a professional luchadore from Sinaloa. Perhaps you have seen me on your television set. I wrestle under the name El SuperMacho Tigre and am notorious for both my ridiculously ornate (and sexily bewhiskered) mask as well as my stripey tail (sadly not prehensile but if I contract my glutes rapidly enough it does give the appearance of moving side-to-side). Believe you me, when I climb up on the top rope, point at my woefully outclassed opponent, and shout "SOY TU PADRE, MIJO", every hand in the house is thrust heavenward and my name is on every tongue. The roars of approval are deafening. Then I roar myself....for I am...El SuperMacho Tigre. | |
| Reply by: Vincent_Cotroni at Jun 05, '09 18:20 | |
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| I'm a male, silver-backed gorilla who is called Bumbo by the zoo keepers. Get me out of here!! | |
| Reply by: Alex at Jun 05, '09 19:03 | |
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Im Cav, or Shaun. Im 23 Im a street racer, its a big part of my life and import tuning. Alot of people hate street racers but I say fuck em. Its the idiots doing it in center of traffic you need to hate, not us clubs out the outskirts. Besides that I work in a sawmill scaling trucks. Im thinking of going to school to be a Pharmacist. About to start MMA training next week or so in BJJ & Kick Boxing. Mostly for fun, where as schooling is going to be #1. Hmm single, not married, no kiddos. I enjoy working out in my free time also and just chillin with friends or cheap hookers. And I am from Georgia. KiNg Of Da SoUf!!! |
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| Reply by: Cav at Jun 05, '09 19:08 | |
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or the truth about most of u guys talkin shit, ur a bunch of guys between the ages of 15-25, whove been picked on since they were 7 years old, n this is ur way of gettin back at the world, am i rite? no job n live with ur grandma or mom cuz ur dad wont take u in cuz he hates you. to the ppl that have no real story to tell its fine just dont start shit. Fuck you guys. |
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| Reply by: Baked_36 at Jun 06, '09 19:45 | |
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| alrite i was just curious, n tryin to find somethin interesting since were all from different places, is that so bad? nah, so fuck u bitchasses n i never said star athlete i said a player on the team. | |
| Reply by: Baked_36 at Jun 06, '09 19:47 | |
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Wow. Cool people on here in MR yeah? LOL in RL? I'm a very musically inclined person. :D Guitar, Bass, Drums, Piano, Vocals, a little of everything. And I do projects here and there from time to time with fellow musicians in my community. :P |
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| Reply by: JennaBambino at Jun 06, '09 23:53 | |
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No, you didn't say "star athlete". You said you would be a starting shooting guard on a college team. Considering that you are a short white guy (You are from North Dakota. You are either Native American or White.), you MUST be a star athlete to have a college promise you a starting spot on their basketball team as an 18 year old, especially considering your (supposed) shady history and horrible writing skills. You must be so good that they are willing to take the risk in recruiting someone with a criminal record, with FEDERAL crimes at that. A Federal crime would have to be something like trafficking in narcotics. OR, and more likely, you are completely full of shit and trying to impress someone. While you sit there and spew shit talking about how big of losers the rest of us must be, you have to make up shit in order to impress people. That, to me, is pretty lame. You are also way off the mark about alot of people here. I'm 39 years old and I could write a book about my life that would shock the shit out of most people here. The reason that I don't write anything about it in your thread is because it's nobody's fucking business. The people here who I trust know my story. I know plenty of other people here who have had difficult or interesting lives that are far from being a young punk living in a relative's basement. The only reason I'm fucking with you is because I consider it an insult whenever someone makes claims that are so obviously bullshit, that they are essentially calling me stupid by expecting me to believe it. But you didn't actually call me stupid, did you? No, the word you used was "bitchass". Where I'm from, throwing that word around will result in you ending up in a dumpster. I would have thought someone as "hard" as you would know that. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Jun 07, '09 12:42 | |
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Did you see me on your television set last night? Channel 34? I was magnificent. It may have been past your bedtime. It was the featured headline match on Super Sabado Sangre Slaughteriffico. Me versus my most hated nemesis El Alacr Rojo. I hates him. I hates his stinking guts. But...it wasn't always that way. It was me who gave him his first big break. He came from Durango with nothing. Weak and out of shape, moobs and no mask. Hardly a man at all. I took pity upon him and told him he could sleep out back where I keep the vicunas but he was so afraid of El Cucuy that he begged me to let him sleep in the guest house. I thought it over and we struck a deal. He would bring all of his family to live with him and I could train hard and continue to hone my lean muscular body by kicking his small children off of bicycles. In that compact, a friendship was formed. In time I took him under my wing and showed him some of moves. He took to it like a duck to water. I was proud of him. You could say I was grooming him to be my successor, after all I was soon to retire as the worlds greatest luchador, undefeated and irresistible. It would have been perfect, so very perfect indeed. But He soon became contemptuous, shunning his training, rejecting our long standing agreement. He gathered his children up, in various stages of healing and physical therapy, and went back to Durango. I thought I had seen the last of him. Until, that is, someone told me of a luchador in an alacr mcara who was working the circuit using a few of my signature moves. My blood boiled. I saw it one night with my own eyes. It was him alright, the dirty pendejo even had the gall to use the Flying Tiger Titty Twister...my finishing move! Only he moved the target focus a little south of the border and called it the stinging scorpion scrotum squasher. Puto! Oh how I hates him. It seems I taught him well. His rise up the rankings was meteoric. His action figure sales were second to only mine. His ugly visage graced black velvet paintings at flea markets throughout the countryside. And always, always, he ran from me. So far away. Although I extended contracts to him to fight me in the ring at every turn, he refused. Finally it came to a head, I made an appearance on Otro Rollo, and Adal Ramones asked me why he kept ducking me. I told Adal that "El Alacr Rojo was spotting". He raised an eyebrow quizzically at me and I grinned and added "...because he's a pussy". The public went crazy, they loved it. Everywhere El Alacr Rojo went the crowds booed him and called him names. Finally he had enough and signed the contract. That was last night's fight. Did you see it on your television set? channel 34? If you missed it...you missed a hell of a fight. It was tooth and nail. Claw and stinger. El Supermacho Tigre and El Alacr Rojo. Mcara contra mcara. His technique was good, and he was a little stronger than I remembered him to be. He was also a consummate cheater. He took every opportunity to gouge and bite, throwing chingasos straight at my chorizo, he bent the rules until they would bend no more and broke. Oh how I hates him. The tide was turned when he went for a sidestepping stinger strike, but I leapt over it and caught him square in the back of the head with a pawsome power knuckle. He was stunned, all staggering around like a borrachingon. I jumped up on the top rope, and pounded my chest with a fist. The crowd erupted! I shouted "Soy Tu Padre, mijo" and pointed at the dirty sonofabitch. The cheers were loud as thunder. I roared and twitched my tiger tail from side to side as the crowd chanted "Flying Tiger Titty Twister! Flying Tiger Titty Twister!" They were ready for me to finish him off. With my superlative catlike agility I hurled myself from the top rope high into the air....but El Alacr Rojo was playing possum. He had recovered and made ready to block me... ...but it was I who was to have the last laugh. Instead of going for the Flying Tiger Titty Twister I let momentum carry me up and over him. I landed behind him in a tiger crouch. The audience knew what was coming and jumped to their feet. El Alacr Rojo didn't stand a chance. With all my Supermacho might I clenched my good right paw into a fist that could split diamonds. Feeling the rage of lost action figure revenue coursing through my veins I used a move I had abandoned long ago as too barbaric. With unabated fury I struck as the crowd chanted "Tiger Tiger burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye. Could frame thy fearful symmetry" and unleashed hell! A full on Barf-Inducing William Blake Butthole Punch. His scream echoed to the rafters (I have since sampled that scream and used it in a ranchera that I wrote this morning for my new entrance song) and he toppled over like he had been hit with a pillowcase full of doorknobs. He also barfed. Some say it was the greatest fight of all time. I contemplated taking his mask as he lay there mewling and retching. It would serve him right. I had claimed it by right of conquest after all. But I am a gracious and forgiving luchador. Instead, I planted a foot on him and roared. I am El Supermacho Tigre. I hope you saw it. I was magnificent. |
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| Reply by: Vincent_Cotroni at Jun 08, '09 01:56 | |
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| Its called projection baked. | |
| Reply by: Vlad_III at Jun 08, '09 02:29 | |
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"I'm 39 years old and I could write a book about my life that would shock the shit out of most people here." - Butt_Ox I would pay to read it, for the record. I mean, not a lot. But a bit. |
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| Reply by: Kates at Jun 09, '09 17:33 | |
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Uhm lets see... Name starts with a J (we'll just give that) I am 18, just graduated, and I play this game because it rocks. Simple as that. I'm a southern girl at heart but live in the North. I hate kids, always have no idea why, and I am planing on being one of those crazy old ladies that yells at the grocery punk to leave me alone and then when he does hits him for not helping me to my car. Uhm.. Yeah! That about sums it up I guess. Also: I love how many people are just fucking around here. It could have been a pretty decent subject, a nice way to get to know the people you interact with on a (for most of you here) daily basis, but OK whatever. Not to be mean of course, but what the hell? Yeah most of us wouldnt say a thing about our lives, and that's fine. But just don't be trying to start stuff just because you don't think it's anyones business. A simple ignoring of the thread would have been appropriate. Now gentlemen (and/or ladies) Can we all just get along? |
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| Reply by: Sly_fingers_Jimmy at Jun 12, '09 01:15 | |
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