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| Ladies, Ladies. The time has come. | Started by: ScipitaRourke on Jun 06, '09 18:36 |
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Ladies, Ladies... The time has come... That I have decided to open a beauty salon in New York. Right in the heart of Manhattan on Fashion Avenue I set up shop! Looking for a new look? Come by! Getting your hands dirty all the time? Great handmassages and manicures! Need some time to relax after a stress full day? Visit our steamroom or sauna facilities! Or just want to escape for a bit from this world (tried to be) dominated by men? For all you ladies out there I can be of assistance together with my team of specialists. Looking forward seeing you all in New York. First 3 customers will get a free make-up box full of nice goodies! |
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Free? FREE?! Marietta's jaw drops as she rushes away to the nearest phone. She had to call Decker and tell him to book her a flight. Immediately. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Jun 06, '09 18:38 | |
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Dk looks at his mom about to die of shock at the FREE beauty salon Wow Wow Wow mom calm down. I have a private flight at the airport set-up ready to take you to New York to get that free stuff :) Dk smiles at Marietta |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at Jun 06, '09 18:40 | |
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I'm pretty sure that this is a great deal for all of the ladies, and now that I've seen the God Mother's jaw drop at this fantastic business, I know it will be a thriving salon, maybe not financially, but definitely a great social benefit. I might even stop in just to catch a glimpse at all the beautiful women. Novacaine lights up a cigarette, laughs, and continues walking down the streets. |
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| Reply by: Novacaine at Jun 06, '09 19:13 | |
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| I know where i'm spending my friday nights! | |
| Reply by: Grassboy at Jun 06, '09 19:52 | |
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Riddle High fives Grassboy Meet up around 6ish? |
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| Reply by: Riddle at Jun 06, '09 20:26 | |
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Dupe listen carefully I will definitely come by when I can catch a plane. I been looking for a stress free day and this is perfect. |
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| Reply by: DupeAccount at Jun 06, '09 20:43 | |
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*Marley feels his hair* Hey my hair is long and needs treatment as well. Can a brother get the hook as well? *lites a joint and immediately starts daydreaming of himself running threw flowered fields with his dreadlocks in braids and a joint hanging from his lips* *snaps back to reality* Yeah, ow yeah do you handle mens hair as well? |
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| Reply by: JamaicanMob_Marley at Jun 06, '09 21:27 | |
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| What about birds? You good at plucking feathers? Yet, you would have to know which feathers not to pluck and which ones to pluck. Ah the hassles of being a bird that bursts into flames and then ashes. | |
| Reply by: Phoenix at Jun 07, '09 00:52 | |
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Knowing she is already too late for the free make up, she just opens up her purse, and grabs a little flask. Aaahh. You can all have it. I'll get mine someday, soon. Not unless the Godmother would share. Under her voice she whispers I know that you have gotten all three kits already. But then she goes along, undoing her hair, and tosses the flask, already empty along the way. |
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| Reply by: JennaBambino at Jun 07, '09 01:24 | |
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Scipita shakes her head... men... Listen up guys! This is a women only salon, we go here to escape from you all! Though I am positively suprised by the interest shown by man, perhaps Paul_Walker isn't the only metrosexual around here... DeathKnight, when are you going to flight ready for Marietta? The godmother hasn't pleased us yet with a vist and we're so looking forward to it! This far Katie Murdock and Cindy Rourke have been in an oooh the results are very nice if I say so myself. JaimacanMob_Marley, for 50,000 I'll open up the store for you on sunday, with the dreadlocks and all I'll make an exception for you. But I have to respect the privacy of my girls so we'll need to do this off hours. Give me a call and we'll set this up! Jenna, you're not too late yet! Still 1 free make-up package available! |
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| Reply by: ScipitaRourke at Jun 07, '09 07:50 | |
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I would take the free make-up package , oh no not for me for my wife but I don't have any atm Good luck with your business Scipita. |
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| Reply by: Vinicio at Jun 07, '09 08:28 | |
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Scipita laughs at Vinicia Another business opurturnity arrives.. wife's for sale.. I take patent/octroy! Las Vegas would be ideally for that.. *makes notes* |
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| Reply by: ScipitaRourke at Jun 07, '09 08:33 | |
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Gives off a sigh of relief, but then gives off a sigh of dismay See. Vincio got the last makeup kit, or did he? Let me know. Please. I'm willing to go off and fly to philly for this...and some other business. She whispers under her breath |
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| Reply by: JennaBambino at Jun 07, '09 09:42 | |
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Errm I am currently not at my store but please note it's located in New York. Would be such a shame if you would fly out to the wrong place. |
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| Reply by: ScipitaRourke at Jun 07, '09 10:17 | |
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Oh. Wha? I've been thinking of the wrong city. Please forgive me. Forehead slaps I'll fly on over soon. Don't you worry. I don't mind not getting the free make up kit, but I will drop by soon, honey. :) |
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| Reply by: JennaBambino at Jun 07, '09 10:27 | |
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LADIES? What if I want to get my hair done? :( |
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| Reply by: DetectiveGumshoe at Jun 07, '09 14:45 | |
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Ha! DetectiveGumshoe wants his hair done? Psh. Okay Pal. Shrugs |
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| Reply by: Novacaine at Jun 07, '09 14:58 | |
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btw Scipita it's Vinicio not Vinicia, I'd be grateful if you let me know when you set the new business "Wives for sale" I will be your first customer ;) Vinicio imagines how his wife would look like |
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| Reply by: Vinicio at Jun 07, '09 16:21 | |
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I know a guy back in Sicily... Maybe we can set up something in the near future. I'll start working on the details whilest you make a draft of your perfect wife. Though be warned, the more picky you are the more it's going to cost you! |
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| Reply by: ScipitaRourke at Jun 07, '09 18:32 | |
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