Sidious steps out of the doors of his newly constructed HQ on a beautiful evening in Philadelphia. Eager to address the small crowd that has gathered, he clears his throat and begins to speak

Greetings all, I come to you this evening full of pride and joy, thanks to my family and the city of Philadelphia. With a housing crisis facing our world, and many people roaming the streets without a place to earn a living or call home, I challenged my newly formed family. Their challenge was to raise enough money to upgrade our current home, doubling its capacity, and being able to offer a permanent residence to those gangsters roaming about with nothing but the clothes on their back and a small wad of cash in their pockets. This was no small financial undertaking, but they were up to the task and got straight to work.

With their hard work and dedication to this very important cause, and some help from Don Odd and Godmother Aurora, I am happy to report that my family has reached its goal in only three days. We are now able to officially welcome new residents to the fine city of Philadelphia, within the walls of The Darkside Headquarters.

That being said, I feel it is important to lay out my expectations of those approaching my HQ doors looking for work. Philadelphia, and The Darkside, are seeking motivated and intelligent mafioso who are prepared to dedicate their lives to their family and this fine city. If you feel you fit into this category, please contact either myself or my wonderful right hand woman, Kizzy. We would love to talk business with you, and do our part to provide you with a secure and permanent home.

I hope this is a small first step, in a series of many, that will help continue the rebuilding effort in our world.

Sidious turns and walks back inside of his HQ, leaving the door open behind him as he passes through

I am most proud to be a part of this.

You remind me of something I once said:

A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.

Congratulations on meeting your goal sir.

Congratulations Sidious! Best of luck with your success!

Something, something, something, darkside.

Congratulations Sidious! Best of luck!

Congratulations Sidious, I know you will do well for philly.

Congratulations Sidious, and Good luck with your new family.

Congratulations Mr Sidious, Best of luck for you and your new family.

Congratulations Sidious, best of luck with all your future endeavors

Sidious, i'm very proud of you and your family for working so hard and devoting your time to rebuilding the cities. This is a wonderful thing to see and it really says a lot about your integrity and dedication as a new leader.

Congrats Sidious

congratulations Sidious

Congratulations Sidious. I wish you the best ok luck with your new family Sir.

P.S, Im a HUGE Starwars fan !!

Congratulations Sidious.

My apologies on my delay in getting here to congratulate you, Sir Sidious. You have always been a respectful and honorable mobster, and I for one am excited to see you in your new position.

Best of luck to you and your family as you all embark on this journey together. Congrats to The Darkside!

Standing in the delayed people line with GodMother Marietta

Hey Congratz! Good luck! Looks forward to talking business.

tosses joint on ground

Congratulations and good luck Sidious