The New York Show: Featuring Prem The Puppet, Rourke The Retard and TM who says hello to his little friend a little too much.

New York, a beautiful city, where any shitty leader can set up. They will take anyone, even if you have no brain, no concept of being a leader, and especially if you are unable to think for yourself.

Premier, the stranger your parents warned you about. The ass, I mean stud of New York. Keep your little girls locked up, as you don't want Mr. Stud to get ahold of them. He is like a horny dog, always trying to hump everyone's leg. With a passion for youngins, and the inability to keep his coc....I mean gun holstered, he is definitely a quality mobster. He has a huge ego, and thinks he is king of the world....just because your mom tells you so, doesn't mean its true sweetie. Prem doesn't need to follow the rules, he is better than everyone else. Such a great example to our new mafioso he is... pissing on graves, making random street threads that no one cares about, and fondling himself in public. I hear he has quite the large...shot record. I'm guessing his big gun is a way to feel better about his shortcomings in other areas. Premier, you are a man that didn't die, but the world would have been better without you.

Thomas Rourke, the queen of NY. Sitting pretty on your little throne and doing nothing at all. I honestly have no issue with you, as you have done absolutely nothing to even be noticed. I suppose you do make the occasional appearance when you are forced to, letting complete nonsense spew from your mouth. But we all know its the other NY crew leaders that actually run the city. Keep running your city full of worthless leaders, you are doing a great job.

TM, the ass kissing, pathetic guy who just won't give up. In my opinion, you don't deserve even an honorable mention, as you are worthless. But by public demand, I am adding a few words. As far as your leadership, I'm still trying to comprehend who would give you a chance yet again. Its only a matter of time before you run your mouth and do something stupid, then get shot in the face for the third time. And one last thing, not my words, but it seems to be the concensus amonst quite a few people. Not to mention I find it quite amusing. "You sir are a lying, disgraceful, unloyal, power hungry t**t." Written by some random people who can think for themselves. Too bad it will be gone before anyone can read it. I mean, freedom of speech, what is that? Your opinion, thoughts, and freedoms do not count, unless you are an all mighty godfather, or in Prem's case, someone who thinks they matter but really don't. So there you go, feel free to bash away.

------------------------------------------------ "Become a mindless drone, sign up today. Join the pack, don't think for yourself, Its the mafia way."

Raises her hand.

"Question. Will there be a Detroit show? I'm feeling a bit sad and left out right about now."

Dear Jerusalem (as any malcontent I just refer to as this),

I would like to draw your attention to a very contradictory statement you made with regards to me:

But we all know its the other NY crew leaders that actually run the city. Keep running your city full of worthless leaders, you are doing a great job.

If it's the other leaders who run the city... Then why are you blaming me for running a city full of worthless leaders? Wouldn't they technically be running the city full of themselves?

Please retract or edit that statement, everything else looks accurate.

All the Best, Thomas Rourke

Raises her hand again.

"Question. Why was Deimne not featured in this? I believe he is just as deserving to be on the list of New York leaders as well."

I didn't know Thomas was a woman. Seriously. I didn't know.

Oh come now Marietta thats a low blow, Deimne hasn't had the chance to prove he's useless yet.

But given the time the rest of the NY leaders have had I'm sure he'll be right up there with them. Singing it loud and proud!

Perhaps a burlesque show is in order? I wouldn't mind watching the Fabulous and Retarded New York Four dancing around in their skivvies.

First i'd like to say thank you for your kind words and compliments. I know your speech was geared towards upsetting me, but you really just stated the obvious.

I have a huge gun, huge ego, and i have all of you to thank for it, you attacked us with 4 godfathers and 12 leaders. I shot a vast amount of you and then never died. So in turn you boosted my gun and ego.

and i never pissed on graves i defaced a tombstone or two. So inncorrect on that one.

I know lots of you and your friends have this weird obession with me now, which is kinda cool and gross at the same time.

If it makes you feel better i can look at myself in the mirror.

Grin.

~T~

The odd thing about that rant is its both insulting and weirdly complimenting you guys at the same time. lol i like it.

The guy obviously both hates you and admires all of you at the same time

Why am I not involved in this topic? I am obviously a very high ranking member within the New York faction!

WolfWood hides his Detroit tattoo

The indications that I am slipping away into obscurity have been showing themselves for too long now. Where my ancestors were once the main target of all abuse from the malcontents, now I don't even get a mention in a thread about the city I live in. Even TM gets a mention.

Oh well, I had a good run.

Anyhow, congrats to those who were mentioned in this speech. It is the first stage to cementing yourselves as legends. There are still several stages to go, though. Next, there must be, at any given time, at least one angry citizen named after you in a derogatory manner. I.e. "Thomas_is_gay". Then, you will have to have someone creat a profile pic that is a direct rip off of your own, except perhaps devil horns on it or a phallus drawn near the mouth. You get the idea. The final stage is when the rogue gives up everything he has worked for JUST to kill YOU. Not your family, not your city, but YOU ALONE. That's when you will know you have made it.

There are a couple of things I'd like to take issue with in this street speech. Not the speech, but the comments in reply.

First of all, I don't appreciate attention being drawn to Deimne. He should not be lumped in together with everybody else. He is certainly special in his own ways, but we don't need to talk about that here.

Second, I take issue with what Premier said - When you made the statement, "...you attacked us..." I think you were being inaccurate, as the creator of this brilliant speech is but a civilian. He has attacked nobody, except maybe verbally, which really doesn't count because these verbal assaults typically just create snickering, and the subsequent pointing and laughing that goes along with it. Certainly his father may have been involved in the war, but don't assume all those who fought in the war plan on coming out here with their own version of the "New York Show."

And that's my couple of things. I'm disappointed that wars can lead us to show off our ugliest personality traits. Bitterness is not becoming.

And just in case you were wondering - my father was from New Orleans, and also died in that war.

And please don't forget about Butt_Ox next time. He so should have made that list!

Butt_Ox I like the way you broke down the steps of this flattery/ jealously that we see being shown on our New York streets. It is crazy this annonymous who is adeqautely named -Annoymous- seems to be one of the few the elite the special ones that are bestowed with the abbreviation J.E.F for Jealousy Envy and Flattery.

Wow this is probably the most worthless thread I have ever seen. What you are saying is there are no good leaders in NY?

Well my friend you have obviously just made a huge mistake in saying these words. If the leaders of NY were as worthless as you say then why are they all still alive. If TRourke were as bad leader as you propose he would have been killed in the war, sam with TM and Prem. You have wasted yours and everybodies elses time with saying this speech. For people who have had their dad or mother killed in the war, stop coming back into the mafia life if all you have to say is how worthless everybody is who killed your dad. Its getting annoying for me and probably everybody else who goes to the streets to hear a funny story by Rourke or Butt_Ox, but instead find a huge speech by a -48 thug and all they have to say is how much they hate all the leaders of Detroit and NY.

Well I will just make it clear, none of your words -Anonymous- were taken seriously, so you wasted the ten minutes of your life it took to write that. Good job.

Thanks,

Michael_Corleone.

-Anonymous-, I don't know who's descendant you are, nor do I want to know. I do however basically want to tell you that MY ancestors would have been ashamed as hell as I am to think that someone in PF would come to these streets of ours and spew insults, half truths and generally disrespectful attitude towards not only leaders but because of them, their families. I lost 3 generations in that war, so did many others but I have yet to see any of this and hope I won't again from one whose parent or grandparent was one of ours. The only time I have spoken up in the streets about the war was to clarify a few points and I did so with honesty, respect and the proof of what I said available. Enough - let our and their dead rest now It is time to move on

Thank you Dante and Marietta for finally including me. I was hurt and upset that I was not deemed worthy of inclusion from the start. I must try harder at... well, not trying.

Though I am but a young pup in terms of the bold and the beautiful of New York *watches Prem and Butt_Ox make kisses faces at their reflections in a local shop window*, I believe that my bloodline has proven on a daily basis for generations just how useless they can be! I plan to live up to these extemely low expections without fail.

I wish to thank Godfather Rourke for taking the time to notice my, severe lack of, acomplishments. I obviously have the right stuff in his mind to join the leaders of the New York jungle. Our 'Anonymous' friend seems to believe that all it takes is no brain, no concept of being a leader and being unable to think for yourself to achieve this. I disagree emphatically, I believe that I am made of the right stuff... but that it's mostly stale beer, corn chips and jello.

But we all know its the other NY crew leaders that actually run the city.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but was this not stated in his original announcement speech of his Insta-Crewleader business? I believe he said that the Leaders of the city will run the day to day operations of his city. Then again, I have horrible memory...so I could be wrong.

...and Deimne I believe in your worthlessness...I have witnessed it multiple times, and you're a master of the art...I love and envy you...

What exactly is the purpose of this thread?

Are you just deciding NOW that NY is evil and has mean people living there?

You feel the NEED to tell everyone?

There was just a massive fucking war where everyone(except NY's allies) went into battle with them for this reason.

This thread is too little and too late. I suggest moving on, my bloodline has. And you know what? I feel great, no stress and I haven't been angry or neurotic for days now.

I would recommend this course of action to everyone.

Such a great example to our new mafioso he is... pissing on graves

and i never pissed on graves i defaced a tombstone or two. So inncorrect on that one.

Yeah I mean really, I believe my fathers grave was one of the few that was actually pissed on. So wrong end of the blame on that oneSigh. Wish these guys would get their facts straight during their blame sessions.

Personally Im getting sick of all this complaining going on. We get it. You don't like us. We don't care.