cant find the Omegle thread so heres one of my first attempts

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: HAMBURGERYou: hows it?Stranger: 야 부리You: I LIKE CHEESEYou: do you like cheese?Stranger: nononononoYou: what about hamburgers?You: I LOVE HAMBURGERS!Stranger: no thanks Stranger: where a you from?You: to fatting yea thats why i dont eat themYou: im from tinsy winsy new zealand You: we have HAMBURGERSYou: how about you?Stranger: ziralYou: where is that?Stranger: 私は高校時代に初めて-本語勉強-たYou: more importantly do you hamburgers?Stranger: hamburger is disgustYou: why?You: to faating thats why i dont eat themStranger: ohm,............You: HAMBURGERYou: !!!!!Stranger: no thanksYou: I LOVE HAMBURGERSStranger: fuck off you matter suck

Weird

That's alittle odd.

mmm i need a hamburger...the new mcdonalds bacon & cheese angus burger mmmm

You: PIZZA 
Stranger: FUCK YEA
You: I LOVE PIZZA 
Stranger: PIZZA PIE IS FUCKING EPIC
Stranger: I WANT SOME 
Stranger: GIVE ME NOW
Stranger: CAKE MINE 
You: PIZZA IS MINE 
Stranger: ME EAT CAKE
You: BITCHES AND HOES
Stranger: PIZZA MINE 
You: ALRIGHT
You: WHAT KIND YOU WANT?
Stranger: PIZZA OM NOM NOM
Stranger: I WANT PIZZA PIE 
You: ARE YOU A GIRL?
Stranger: NOW
You: WHAT KIND!>??!?!
Stranger: AND PIPING HOT GRAPEJUICE
You: FUCK, YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT MOTHER FUCKIN KIND SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU
Stranger: IM WHATEVER U WANT ME TO BE BABY 
Stranger: IM EASY
You: I WANT YOU TO BE JESUS
You: PLEASE BE JESUS
Stranger: I AM JEBUS 
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: =D
Stranger: NOW GIEF PIE 
You: WHOS JEBUS?!?!
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU ?
You: WHAT MOTHER FUCKIN KIND YOU WANT? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
You: ethan, you?
Stranger: NO THANKS
You: DONT DISCONNECT
Stranger: IM JESUS 
Stranger: U JUST SAID I WAS
You: PLEASE DONT
You: I WANT YOU TO BE MY MOM NOW
Stranger: WOO
Stranger: WANNA SUCK ON MY TEAT THEN ?
You: YES!
Stranger: MAKE US BOTH FEEL NICE AND WARM
You: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT?
You: GO TO MAFIARETURNS.COM
You: BEST MOTHER FUCKIN SITE
Stranger: CAUSE IM TOUCHING MYSELF RIGHT NOW
You: AWWW FINGER Xd
You: xD*
You: LICK IT LICK IT
Stranger: U KNOW U LOVE IT REALLY
You: (0)
You: (())
You: PUSSY^
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: MAKE ME A ROFLCOPTER
Stranger: NOW
You: I WIN WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Stranger: OR A WAAAAMBULANCE
Stranger: NO SHUT UP
You: *<):o
Stranger: GO MAGIKARP
You: ITS A CLOWN LOL
Stranger: USE SPLASH
Stranger: !!
Stranger: BUT IT FAILED !!
You: WTF YOU TALKIN ABOUT?
You: IT RULES BITHC
Stranger: WTF U ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING ?
You: YUP MARIJUANA
You: ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!?!
Stranger: YEA MAN
Stranger: IM FUCKED OUT OF MY EYES
You: WHAT FUCKIN KIND?
Stranger: MY FAIC HURTS MAN
You: YOU GOT ASIAN EYES?
Stranger: HEROIN IS THE SHIT FUCK WANK
You: LOL
Stranger: SAY WHAT
You: SHOOT THAT SHIT UP
You: SWALLOW IT 
Stranger: GO AWAY THE BUNNY WANTS TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME 
You: DRINK IT
Stranger: AHHHH]
You: FUCK YOU RABBIT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS
Stranger: ITS GIANT AND TRYING TO MOUNT ME 
You: BOOM
You: MOTHA FUCKER IMA KILL THAT RABBITT
Stranger: GO GO GO 
Stranger: FUCK IT UP MAN
Stranger: RIGHT IN THE ASS
Stranger: OVER A DESK
You: *BLOWS THE FUCKIN RABBITT SKY HIGH*
You: HAHAHAHHA
You: IM THE JOKER
You: BITCH
You: SUCK IT
You: 8==========d
Stranger: I WILL 
You: 8===========D
You: LMAO YOUR A FUNNY PERSON
Stranger: OMFG 
Stranger: YEA MAN
Stranger: SO R U 
You: THANKS HAHA
Stranger: HAHA
You: HAHAHAHEHEHE
You: WTFJESUS CHRIST HAVE YOU SEEN TOURETTES GUY?>!?!]
You: ON YOUTUBE?
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: NO WHATS IT LIKE ?
You: HERE LET ME GET LINK! 
Stranger: OK AWESOME
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlinTiIqJXg
You: THATS THE MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT RIGHT THERE
Stranger: CHEERS SEXY
You: NAHH YOU SEXIER
Stranger: NO U ARE 
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE!
Stranger: WANNA GET DOWN AND MAKE SOME SEXAH KIDDIES ?
You: FUCK YEAH WHERE YOU LIVE?
Stranger: AHAHAH
Stranger: THAT GUY IS MENTAL
You: LOL HES FUNNY AS HELL :d
You: :D
Stranger: I AGREE MAN =D
Stranger: HE IS MY HERO
You: LOOOOL ARE YOU A GIRL OR GUY FOR REAL?
Stranger: IM WHAT EVER U WANT ME TO BE BABY
Stranger: IM EASY
You: JESUS FUCK 
You: WHERE YOU LIVE
You: IM HORNY LIKE NO OTHER
Stranger: AND SHALL WE SAY GIFTED 
Stranger: IN THE BEDROOM
You: OHH FUCK WHICH ONE? DOES IT HAVE ALOT OF MIRRORS?
Stranger: OHH YEA BABY
Stranger: I LOVE TO WATCH FROM ALL SIDES
You: ALRIGHT LETS FUCK
Stranger: MY GOD IM GETTING HORNY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT 
You: FINGER YOURSELF BITCH
Stranger: NO THANKS 
Stranger: IF I FINGER MYSELF I MIGHT GET A BONER
You: OMG YOUR A GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
Stranger: WELL I SAID GIFTED IN THE BEDROOM AND WELL IM EITHER =P
You: HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE
Stranger: THOUGHT U WOULD HAVE GUESSED 
You: IM A DUDE :'(
You: GTFO
You: GTFO
You: LOOOOL
Stranger: WELL IM A FEMALE WITH
Stranger: OH OK 
Stranger: NVM THEN 
Stranger: BUH BYE
You: YOU HAVE A DICK AS WELL?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's sick potbear. Lmfao

lol I was lead on :( I was scared at the end

Stranger: the british are coming! the british are coming!
You: WHERE YOU FROM?
You: HOLY FUCK! 
Stranger: AMERICA
You: RUN RUN RUN
You: IM IRISH
Stranger: I AM SON
You: FUCK THE BRITS
You: THEY CAN KISS MY IRISH ASS
Stranger: I'm running to help my country
Stranger: come help us in this war son
You: THATS FUCKIN RETARTED
You: WHY WOULD YOU RUN?
Stranger: I'm running towards the battle son
You: WTF YOU GONNA GET SHOT 
Stranger: I'm never gonna get shot
Stranger: i love my country
Stranger: We need help!
You: LMAO SO YOU THINK THATS GONNA PROTECT YOU? FUCKIN DUMB SHIT
Stranger: contact your governemnt
You: MY GOVERMENT SAYS FUCK THAT
Stranger: send your troops
Stranger: join us
Stranger: unpatriotic piece of shit
You: SAYS FOR YOU TO GO GET A DONKEY AND WELL NOT THAT NICE
You: GTFO U SHIT HEAD
Stranger: its not my fault your country got fucked by the british once
Stranger: I'm trying to protect my country
You: NOT MY FAULT YOU A AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT
Stranger: better than Ireland BITCH
You: YOU STARTING A WAR WITH EVERYONE AND SOONER OR LATA YOU GONNA ALL DIE
You: LMAO GIRLS LIKE IRISH GUYS MORE HAHA
Stranger: *shoots Leprechaun*
You: LMAO WHAT THAT GONNA DO? GTFO
Stranger: I am a girl dumbass
You: GTFO
You: GTFO
You: GTFO
You: GTFO
Stranger: FAIL
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You: WELL LETS CYBER LOOOOL

holy shiz its funny messing with people

Has got to be the funniest thing from omegle

You: Names ethan
Stranger: [Automated Notice] - Omegle is required to inform you by law that the person you are about to engage in conversation with is a known sex offender for the crime: Posession of Child Pornography. Happy chatting!
Stranger: hi
You: lmao
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im scared now
You: gtfo
You have disconnected.

Lmfao

omg.. why cant I get these kind of convos... i always get set up with the boring people... :\

Just sit and wait afte about 5 people you get a bite REEL THEM IN!

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: Hi ther.You: Hi therStranger: Are you a guy or a girl?You: a girl or a guy!!You: you?Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...</br>Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.</br>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!</br>A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!</br>You: Hi</br>Stranger: hi</br>You: How are you?</br>Stranger: fine, and u?</br>You: sexy@</br>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: Hello!
You: m/f?
Stranger: Yes, m/f.
You: omg,your both?
Stranger: Both what?
You: male female? whats your sex?
Stranger: I havent had sex in ages. Why ask
You: are you a male or female?
Stranger: I am a-A WILD SNORLAX
Stranger: Appears!
You: FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected

isaid cheese and he/she left :(*

I think my omegle confo's are better than all of them

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
You: I LOVE NAMBLA
Stranger: What's that
You: national association of man boy love affairs
You: Wanna join the club?
Stranger: well
You: well what?
Stranger: I am curious
You: Man, I tell you what
You: It is great
You: Wanna see a website about it?
Stranger: ok
You: nambla.org
You: great website!!!
Stranger: maybe
You: Yeah
You: It's great
You: I'm serious
Stranger: I know nothing about that
You: Well, go to the website
You: It explains all about it
Stranger: I am on it.
You: You should join us
Stranger: if I know more,I will
You: Well, it's all on the website.
You: We're not "creeps" as people say we are.
Stranger: What do you do
You: It's a club basically
You: here, here is a link on how to join
You: Trust me, you won't be disappointed
Stranger: ok
You: It is a club, that is legal by state law to be together when the boys we love
You: http://nambla.org/join.htm
Stranger: mhm.I am a colledge student.and you?
You: If you're a college student, you get a discount
You: All you have to say is that John Rodgers sent you
You: I've been a member for 3 years
You: And it's the best thing I've ever done
Stranger: yeah
You: You there?
Stranger: I love music.
Stranger: soft&happy
You: By the way, I should tell you right now, that I work for NBC Dateline. I've kept you online talking to me about children long enough for the Police to track the ip address of where you currently are. The Police will be there within the next five minutes, if I were you, I would get out now.
You: Have a nice day.
Stranger: have you got MSN?
You: No I do not, but I advise you to leave the place you are at.

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