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| A Funny Joke Just for you. | Started by: Victor_Resario on Jun 22, '09 18:26 |
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again! The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." |
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Hhahhahhahhaha now that is quite funny :D |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at Jun 22, '09 18:30 | |
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lolz nice one Victor |
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| Reply by: Silvio at Jun 22, '09 18:30 | |
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Soniix laughs so hard he pees a little. Haha nice one. |
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| Reply by: XxSoniixxX at Jun 23, '09 17:34 | |
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I'll give it to that was pretty funny |
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| Reply by: Don-Ramon at Jun 23, '09 22:49 | |
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Haha that is actually fairly humorous, I was surprised. I expected to read some dumbass knock-knock joke. |
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| Reply by: Telkin at Jun 23, '09 23:16 | |
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Lol now that was freakin funny. |
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| Reply by: -Mannybivera- at Jun 24, '09 03:05 | |
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Meh, saw that one coming a mile off. Good try though :) |
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| Reply by: -Vehellione- at Jun 24, '09 09:16 | |
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hahahahaha, my man.... |
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| Reply by: mruso at Jun 25, '09 03:07 | |
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Please let me know when the funny joke is coming. Rourke sets up a lawn chair and sits in it. |
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| Reply by: Rourke at Jun 25, '09 03:19 | |
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