As you walk briskly out of the Post Office, flipping through a small stack of bills, you catch sight of a woman hammering a notice up on a telephone pole. You can't help but stare- you'd seen her out in the streets before and this isn't the first time she'd caught your eye. Though you try to make your way over to her quickly to strike up a conversation, by the time you get across the street you can only barely catch sight of her red dress in the distance. Cursing your rotten luck, you turn to read the advertisement.

NOW OPEN

FILLIES: BAR AND GENTLEMEN'S CLUB

Do you like drinking? Do you like women?

Come visit Fillies, the place with the best drinks and dames in the six cities!

Ladies welcome- and you're first drink is free!

Next time you're in Philly, make it Fillies

As you finish reading, a man walks by you and grins. "Do it, my friend- I went to the grand opening and I got a dance... let's just say it's worth the money!" Laughing, he continues down the street. And as you place your newly earned cash from the post office in your wallet, you make a note to catch the next plane to Philly.