Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Your mum is so fat that she died of obesity.

Yo mamma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

yo mommas so fat she play pool with the planets

your mama is so fat that when you walk around her once it your birthday.

OK THIS AINT A YO MAMA JOKE BUT IT FUNNY

Theres a boy name adam and a girl name eve. They go to summer school. Eve hates summer school so she decides to sleep today. Adam sits right behind her. The teacher saw her sleeping and asks her a ? "Who created the universe?" Adam saw her sleeping so he got his pencil and stapped her in the back and she said "GOD" teacher said correct. She went back to bed. The teacher asked her another ? Whos gods son. Adam saw her sleeping and got his pencil and stapped her in the back and she said Jesus christ. Correct the teacher said. She went back to bed. The last ? the teacher ask was what did eve say to adam after intercourse. Adam stapped her in the back with the pencil. Eve stood up and turn around and said if you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half. Teacher fainted

hahahahaha thats funnny

a boys father said "son u have 2 stop masterbating or ull go blind". the son said"dad im over here.

Heres a joke

A bishop, a priest, and the pope are all in a chapel. All three of them have collection baskets and are taking their daily cut of the money. The priest draws a square on the ground and throws the money in the air and says" Whatever money God wants let it land in the square". So all the money in the square went to the church and the money outside went to the priest. Next goes the bishop who draws a circle and throws up the money, yelling "Whatever money should go to God let it fall in the circle". The bishop then collects his money and now its the Popes turn. The Pope throws up the money and yells "Whatever money God wants let him take it now". And thats the story of how the Pope is so rich.

What sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your Mom

Yo mama is so nasty when we asked her wat was for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs