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ADMIN COMP: Haiku about a well known player or staff Started by: Squishy on May 12, '15 20:46
Toby is his name Eris is his dame I wrote a Haiku for the fame
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Here are mine, I did a few more, but those were a bit vague and it wasn't really clear who they were referring to. Perhaps some of these are still a bit like that, but I think there are enough hints or just blatant mention of the person to identify the person whom it is about.

He is Primus, the First
Amazing skill with the gun
swims in water black


The real one, not fake
loves the wine and also tea
The beauty of Trixie


A pretty gem for
the willing eye to see and
find the Lush contents


great troll rules his kingdom
Philadelphia was not to be his
his mind is his throne


communication 
is rampant across the nation
result is Severe 


provides fun for all
squeezes out credits like a sponge
a Squishy sponge too 


a girl looks over
at her panda's and sees not
animal but friend

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Cheers to the Beer Gods
Drinking all the days and nights
EA now feels alright

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Squishy face palm

Lots of people can't haiku 

syllables be hard

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Hot satisfying
Tetley tyrant teabagger
Made from a strong brew
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(;/ Made an error in the above one. It's suppose to be.)

 

Squishy be face palm

Lots of people can't haiku 

syllables be hard

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All about pow pow
Don't mess around near this guy
Fatality blasts
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Lucius noticed
What I've been seeing all day
Syllable nublets

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Trixie is tiny
Like a really small hobbit
She likes to bite knees

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Bearded awesome man
beat the deadly sin and broke
the record like straw

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Jynx's power Hidden

Waiting for right time careful

ready to strike quick

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Curtis Watches her
The city protector sees
New York glorious

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There is a vampire called Maeve,
Who liked to sing and rave,
But nobody gave a shit.
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Sudden noise alerts us
bodies fall across the lands
Roman strikes again

Divinelunacy invaded
credits are grabbed randomly
squishy takes on dice

Cursing as he falls
his son did it all quickly
cristiano dies

Streets flowing with rage
Discussion lost to just trolling
Kuku sits with a smile

Toyarmadillo sits 
safe inside his shell he waits
watching growth inspire

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As someone pointed out, the syllables were wrong on some (a lot) of my entries. My latest one should still be correct.

It's Primus, the First
Amazing skill with the gun
swims in water black


The real one, not fake
loves the wine and also tea
beauty of Trixie


A pretty gem for
the willing eye to see and
find the Lush contents


great troll rules his land
Philly was not to be his
his mind is his throne


communication 
is rampant across the land
result is Severe 


provides fun for all
squeezes out credits like sponge
a Squishy sponge too 


a girl looks over
at her panda's and sees not
animal but friend

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Cookie the monster

Loves money more than cookies

How obscene is he? 

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Any entry past this point is for fun and not eligible for the competition.  Judges, as always, will take their sweet sweet time and make us all impatient, but, I'll try to rush their diva asses a bit.

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[Revan] I was gonna do one at 20:49 but then when I checked it was 20:51 and rage-quit
[&DS] here's a haiku just for you Revan:
[&DS] Revan was too late
[&DS] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[&DS] What a silly guy
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IzzyCreamCheese rules
Got Super VIP twice
For Admin Contest

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Good job, son. Making mama proud!
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