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Crumpets And Ke'als Started by: Tyler_Durden on Nov 12, '07 02:04
This is a calling to everyone that is tried of the same old 7-11's, or in this case, heating water in the mircowave. We are calling for all people to rebel against the system and join the Crumpets and Ke'als family crew.


We are looking for intriquing people that want to have fun, shoot a little bit, definitely get shot at, all that fantastic stuff.


But seriously, we have the best crumpets and ke'als that you can possibly imagine.


If you don't know what a ke'al is, it is a kettle. But for some reason, Kes can't say kettle but says ke'al.


It's fantastic.


I say that too fucking much...


Crumpets are nice...


Join us...


We have funs and stuff...


I love you all.


And espeically Caserr.


Good day.
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Let's get it on.
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No....like...shooting..not sex. Gross.
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Gentleman and a scholar. I'm in love.


But you won't have sex with me.


OH, CRUEL FATE.
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Sex is good...


Like realllll good.
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Maybe if you paid me? I mean, I could hire some BJs...erm BGs with that money.
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BJs... those are nice also...


But BGs are so nice.
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Nice? Crumpets?
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What the hell is a Ke'al?
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I explained it...


duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sorry, you said Kes, and I zoned out :P
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:( I do like crumpets.


Shame.
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Hey where do I sign up? you know I'm up for sex as soon as I heal up...
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Errr Tito you are awear that'd count as necrophilia as both LuigiMario and Tyler_Durden are now dead?
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Hey, dead people need sex too!
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That is sooo wrong, but as Carlo always say's "dead men don't say no"


I worry about him sometimes.
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You'll abuse me now I have RonMexicotis, now you know I have a disease, but before this you used a mirror to take pictures of me. I'm so upset.


It's been a while though right Cadeus? Frustrated I presume! :D
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You know the nice thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. They're already there.
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