I just couldn't resist one last one. *ahehmmm*

Aye, lemme holla

Aye girl, you with the fat ass

Aaiight, fuck you then

This was rude and quite frankly I'm a paul by this??? Anyone else???????

what are you offended by?

Everything.

Strikes me odd to see a shark phishing :). Each his own I suppose.

I'm confused, is the Shark called Paul now due to this awful Haiku effort?

lol anythings possible here i've learned :p How am i ever going to write content that is entertaining if im so constantly discouraged by the playerbase in such a fashion? perhaps if someone could say something along the lines of what they do find to be "good reads" wether the suggestion be in regards to one liners or short stories and all between, id do a much better job honoring the playing system by being able to submit more relavant content to the players and by allowing me to know what content you find enjoyable, rather than telling me the things everyone has been about this post, and telling other players unfamiliar with your forum... the obvious conclusion being that the disaligned playerbase can then properly delegate themselves to a fashion you find both respectable and entertaining. 

just fyi, in case this is suspected of being from a different place, i put this thread in the outside forum myself, it did not get moved here.

LOL as a girl with a fat ass, I find this quite amusing.  Also, you managed to keep it 5-7-5

That was the hardest part :3

For a haiku the attempt was flawless. As for the subject matter, well this isn't tumblr so no SJW bullshit here. 

"Also, you managed to keep it 5-7-5"

No it isn't. "Aight" is one syllable, which means it's 5-7-4. If it had been "Alright", it would have been correct.

possibly according to you, but i use syllable counters as offending is an art i wish to not partake in. so the rest of the world highly disagrees.

Syllable counters are not accurate.

Educate yourself.

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/howtocountsyllables

that my friend is what we call a syllable counter. just not an automated one.

Deadlysin  where i come from Aight is 2 syllables.  Like "Aw-ight" So to me it was 5-7-5