Puts on his white glove and slowly dances in a manner people have never seen before. Its as if he is walking backwards on the moon

Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that I am the one...But the kid is not my son.

So you say your father died for no reason? Welcome to the mafia. We all die someday. Your father died sooner than later, but it happens.

Grabs his crotch as he makes 2 forwards humps and moonwalks off the streets

"I think I can sum all of this up in four words."

Frank clears his throat

"You died, shit happens."

Simono, your father was killed because you approached ThomasRourke and wanted answers on why he said what he said at Skorpeon's funeral. Im not sure if you are aware what Skorpeon did ?

Also you bring up a matter that happend like.. one whole month ago. It is pointless bringing up something that happend so long ago.

Simono, I am REALLY tempted to tell you exactly how retarded I think you are, but instead I will actually try to help you, and I apologize if this goes slightly OOC, but when you are dealing with simple minds, sometimes it is the only way they understand.

Ok, Simono. Think really hard about what we are roleplaying here. It is a mafia environment. In this mafia environment, your "father" was a Gangster. That is pretty much a peasant and a pissant. It's a nobody. They get the floor scrapings after everyone else has taken their cut.

Then, you have a Godfather. A Godfather is the term we use here for a Capo di tutti capi, the boss of all bosses. Not only is he a Boss of a mafia family, but he is the biggest boss in the city. The top of the food chain.

Now, in reality, a gangster would never even SEE a Godfather, much less speak to him, much much less demand answers or explanations.

So now what are you doing? You are out here crying about injustices and the most powerful criminal in a city not treating people fairly or in a civil manner.

Guess what, Simono?

HE'S A FUCKING MURDERER/THEIF/EXTORTIONIST AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE!

Where, in that thing you call a brain, did you ever conjure up the idea that someone who is all of these things should be a kind and gentle, fair humanitarian.

It is honestly time that people around here pulled their fucking heads out of their asses and tried to comprehend the nature of the mafia, and the criminal personality. So many of you retarded twats have been spoiled by this new "hand holding mafia" that has been in fashion for a couple of years, so that now we get little bitches like this guy who are dumbfounded that a Godfather might actually wield power in a manner that is true to form.

If I were to kill everyone who did not understand some of this elementary shit, there would be about ten of you left, at the most, and that is a really sad statement on our society. I would wholeheartedly support a massive Gene Pool Cleansing to drive home the point that if you do not understand the mafia, you shouldn't be in it.

Ok, I thought I was done, but I'm not.

I just noticed "authed shot by anyone in Detroit" in Simono's profile.

*sighs*

Clearly we are dealing with someone who has a very inflated sense of their own significance and importance.

First, you thought you were an equal to a Godfather. It was a completely bizarre occurrence to you that perhaps, (brace yourself) maybe you were not of equal importance to someone else here. Now, you think that you can dictate whether or not, or who, shoots at you.

Guess what, Chachi? You were going to get a bullet in your face whether you authed it or not, and you are not going to get to decide who does it.

I have a strong suspicion that your parents told you every day when you were growing up that you were very special and "one of a kind". I am all for promoting self-esteem in children, but it shouldn't go too far, otherwise when they become adults and enter the real world they are traumatized when they find out that they are not really special, after all. This is going to be like ripping off the Band-Aid in one quick pull. Ready?

"You are not special. You have no innate entitlements. If you want to be respected, you have to earn it. Here, if you are a gangster, you mean nothing to a Boss. In the real world, if you are an entry-level worker, the CEO could not give a shit less about you. It's time to accept this now. If you do not, your life is going to be REALLLLLY hard.

Tries to squeeze into the crowd, raises his and and clears his throat.

Well said Butt_Ox, this once again shows that there are people playing this game that don't understand the idea of role playing in a mafia environment.

The fact that someone thinks it is okay to approach a Godfather/Godmother and request/demand or whatever is insane and truly doesn't understand this role playing game. Personally I suspect that a Godfather/Godmother could give two shits about me being a wiseguy. I haven't been made into a family yet and surely have not even approached a level where the uppers would even care. If you are going to make it in this world. Suck it up, make a name for yourself, earn some fucking respect. If not, step the fuck aside and go home and suck on your bottle. Because frankly I think anyone really cares.

Steps aside and goes home.