I've been doing a lot of digging lately and I'm starting to think that this man isn't really even who he says he is, but I've had a lot of intel that sometimes he doesn't even do what he's supposed to do. I don't have any actual proof but I think I heard it once? How much longer are we going to let this sort of thing continue? 

Also, I've heard that Weebl has in fact actually fell down once. I was there. Saw it with my own eyes. Have logs that I won't share, but I do indeed know its real. 

How much longer are we going to have these sort of people lying to us? When will it end? How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop? Obligitory misspelled big word here, folks.