You forgot the real mvp of the war.

I was originally so deep incognito I don't even remember when I last slept or who I really am.

Code named Golem was instructed to help Fabio and somehow didn't do jack shit.

From Vegas to Detroit, I think I'm a big player in this war.

I would like to be included, thank you.

I can confirm with utmost certainty that an undisclosed number of people participated in the initial operations and continued on through the night. 

Field agent Fabio was the main agent leading the way along side with the young and beautiful Riley Lynn. She had protected m'lord FA-BI-O! multiple times and kept him alive until the very end where mistakes were made.

Operation Teabagged became a joint operation and the great country of America was liberated from the tyrants living amongst us posing as mobsters.

Yeah why has no one shot Spike yet I mean thats a right of passage in a war 

lol Agreed 

Savage, his hair tussled elegantly and his shaven, chiseled jaw gleaming like the birth of Ra, allowed the mist and haze to descend around him, and from that hulking, grey silhouette, he spoke: "Savage is always the last man standing."

canwegetthat: Is there anything I've missed?

 13 is a lucky number.

and of course, as usual, the old man slept while everything crumbled around him and woke up after everything was over...

Silvio Dante offspring still crying?

I'm not sure if taking a side is still considered fence sitting.. But sure..

So is this little street corner going to be a place for people to come and bitch and whine about things that aren't true?

I get it, you are upset your previous relative died Max. But surely you can do better than this? Made up crap? Especially stuff that isn't even relevant.. there isn't anyone called Lady-fighter alive that I can find.. unless you think a member of the Helpdesk family are going to come down from the clouds and taking a leadership role?

But then I'm going to have to assume you refer to my lovely Right Hand Obstacle. Clearly as you can see, my brother Jaime has just taken on the role of leader beside me in Manhattan, so even someone with half a brain can obviously see that Obstacle isn't going to be opening an HQ anytime soon. But lets not let facts screw up a chance to bitch.