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| Introspection in the Desert | Started by: RonMexico on Nov 13, '07 02:42 |
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One of these things is not like the others: Oliver_McTavish RonMexico Scandia Cthulhu Seventh Three Alright, scratch that. Two of those things are not like the others, but only one interests me at the moment. Sorry Seventh, but that's just the way it is. You understand. Every now and then, a man has to take a step back and ask himself, "what the fuck am I doing?" I had one of those moments today. I found myself questioning why I had come to be where I am, why I am who I am, and most of all -- why I now find myself sitting atop the magnificent City of Sin (all you can eat shrimp Tuesdays). After all, I certainly wouldn't place myself on too many lists with the aforementioned names. (They could never get into the exclusive nightclubs I do.) The short answer: Well, stunning good looks and natural charm aside, I can say it most definitely wasn't for my exhibition of traditional values. Sure as hell wasn't my stoicism. Perhaps my unique outlook was recognized and appreciated (and if so, you're welcome). Judging by the immediate evidence, perhaps I was meant to shake things up a bit. Now the shorter answer: Shrugs. But far be it for me to let anyone down. So, for those of you looking for me to shake the structure of our Business and see what stands, I hope I won't disappoint. Those looking for a new idea or two, shouldn't be a problem. Those of you looking for me to fuck up royally -- sorry. I mean, you can't please all of the people all of the time. I think Jesus said that. Look it up... but not in the Bible. What does all this mean, exactly? Ehh... I'll have to sleep on it. C'mon, you can't expect me to have the answer to everything immediately. If I did, that'd make me some crazy kind of "answering machine", and that even sounds ridiculous. 'Til tomorrow, good folks. 'Til tomorrow. Or, you know, the day after. I may have canasta -- I've yet to check my pocket organizer. I'll do so now. Riffles through pages. Hold on. So... it's day then month, or month then day? Umm... fuck. |
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After watching RonMexico complete his speech, Carlo turns to the crowd, pulls out his geeky glasses and sniffs. And this my friends, is a prime example of the RonMexicotis disease of which I am a sufferer and an expert. Steer clear. This disease induces randomness, confusion and often a form of joke. That's just the cognitive side of it. I hadn't even mentioned the physiological rash that also appears. Carlo turns back to RonMexico. I look forward to these improvements upon your City of Sin. |
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| Reply by: Carlo at Nov 13, '07 12:38 | |
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