Everyone in the greater Detroit area knew that Rourke was a master carpenter. Hell, he practically had it tattooed on his back right next to the heart around the word "Aurora" and the heart around the word "Scipita." He felt it was extremely odd to have both women on his back as he was fairly accustomed to having both women on THEIR backs. Rourke paused from his reverie and opened up the blueprint he brought from his personal office and unrolled it onto the mammoth corpse used to house the remaining bits and pieces of BrianRourke (RIP). Rourke reviewed the plans and began to make a shopping list of things he would need for the construction.

A few hours later, Rourke was finished with his purchases and found he had all the necessary items to finally start erecting his palace in the streets. Rourke was an expert with erections and made quick work of the task. Within one week's time, he had finally finished the creation of a mammoth Asian-themed building.

Rourke stepped back and admired his handiwork. He was extremely pleased with the solid destruction-proof capacity of his restaurant and affixed a large sign at the top. It read:

Phuck Yu

Rourke knew the world at large had been clamoring for an Asian-themed restaurant in the streets and he knew he was just the man for the job to supply it to the populace. Business District businesses were so last year. Rourke welcomed in his first customers with a smile:

"Welcome to my new restaurant, Phuck Yu. We have the finest Thai food in all the land! What can I get for you today? We have any sort of Thai food you desire and we will happily try our best to create any sort of dish you wish to try. Remember, if you need Thai food, Phuck Yu!!!"

Philly's Phinest Phcuker walks into Phuck Yu.

Knowing your reputation, Rourke, I'm sure many will be lining up to Phuck Yu.

I wish you well on your venture, and am looking forward to giving it a shot the next time I'm in Detroit.

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I cant wait to bang you buddy.

I hope all of the staff are penis toting "females". Please don't disappoint me.

I hope they dont either dad.

Shut your face. You are too ugly to have been born of my magnificent seed.

Well maybe if you didn't sleep with that English whore, I wouldn't be here, aye?